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<blockquote data-quote="quad" data-source="post: 16584390" data-attributes="member: 17952"><p>If Putin comes to your house he gives you the WIFI password.</p><p></p><p>Putin missed two days of school. It is now called the weekend.</p><p></p><p>When Putin went to school, he was the subject.</p><p></p><p>When Putin arrived late to school, the teacher punished the rest of the class for arriving early.</p><p></p><p>When Putin was born he look at doctors and said“ Do not be afraid”.</p><p></p><p>Putin wasn´t born, the world just evolved around him.</p><p></p><p>When Putin was born, he drove his parents home.</p><p></p><p>When Putin was born ,the nurse said : "Congratulations its a MAN".</p><p></p><p>Putin first takes the gold medal, then starts the race.</p><p></p><p>FUN FACT : When Putin installs Windows, Microsoft accepts his terms and conditions.</p><p></p><p>If Putin gets kidnapped, the kidnappers pay him the ransom.</p><p></p><p>When Putin left home he said to his Dad "You're the man of the house now".</p><p></p><p>When Putin met Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris gave him the nickname "Chuck Norris".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="quad, post: 16584390, member: 17952"] If Putin comes to your house he gives you the WIFI password. Putin missed two days of school. It is now called the weekend. When Putin went to school, he was the subject. When Putin arrived late to school, the teacher punished the rest of the class for arriving early. When Putin was born he look at doctors and said“ Do not be afraid”. Putin wasn´t born, the world just evolved around him. When Putin was born, he drove his parents home. When Putin was born ,the nurse said : "Congratulations its a MAN". Putin first takes the gold medal, then starts the race. FUN FACT : When Putin installs Windows, Microsoft accepts his terms and conditions. If Putin gets kidnapped, the kidnappers pay him the ransom. When Putin left home he said to his Dad "You're the man of the house now". When Putin met Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris gave him the nickname "Chuck Norris". [/QUOTE]
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