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  1. quad

    quad Well-Known Member Established Member

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    If Putin comes to your house he gives you the WIFI password.

    Putin missed two days of school. It is now called the weekend.

    When Putin went to school, he was the subject.

    When Putin arrived late to school, the teacher punished the rest of the class for arriving early.

    When Putin was born he look at doctors and said“ Do not be afraid”.

    Putin wasn´t born, the world just evolved around him.

    When Putin was born, he drove his parents home.

    When Putin was born ,the nurse said : "Congratulations its a MAN".

    Putin first takes the gold medal, then starts the race.

    FUN FACT : When Putin installs Windows, Microsoft accepts his terms and conditions.

    If Putin gets kidnapped, the kidnappers pay him the ransom.

    When Putin left home he said to his Dad "You're the man of the house now".

    When Putin met Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris gave him the nickname "Chuck Norris".
     
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    quad Well-Known Member Established Member

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    Got these comments from this 2017 Megyn Kelly interview with Putin!

    I'd love to see Putin debate American politicians. Because there is a language barrier they won't be able to talk over him and he'll be able to destroy them with his logic.

     
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    *Destroy them by poisoning them or having his goons shoot them.
     
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    quad Well-Known Member Established Member

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    Fake news. Clinton on the other hand would do that! ;)

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    quad Well-Known Member Established Member

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    quad Well-Known Member Established Member

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    Putin >>>> Beijing Biden
     
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    CobraBob Authorized Vendor Premium Member Established Member Single Barrel Sirs

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    Great thread!
     
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    L8APEX Well-Known Member Premium Member Established Member

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    Whelp we're back to bombing Syria. How long till we hit Russian forces, or mercenaries again?

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    HEMIHUNTER Well-Known Member Established Member

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    I’ll bet a dollar Vlad speaks/understands English very well


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