The responses are worse sometimes when you have something the urban youths enjoy.
I had a '02 GSXR 750 w/ a custom paint job I did. I was getting beaten nearly to death with grammatical errors I almost had to pull the ad.
I remember a few gems...
"Wood you take a payment plan fo da bike" (I assume he has seen the phase "payment plan" once or twice.)
"Can I test ride it to make sure everythin work right"
But when I guy wanted to trade me a High point handgun as a piece of the payment I had to laugh.