Presidential Bumper Sticker Thread

[Cobro]

Looking for the killer bumper sticker slogan for the 2004 Presidential campaign. Can be for any candidate.

Only rules are that it has to be compact enough to fit on a bumper sticker (let's say 20 words max), not profane or slanderous (i.e. any assertions have to be based in fact, no saying "Candidate X eats babies" or something), and you have to state which candidate your bumper sticker saying is supporting.

My entries:

(pro Bush)

"Nuance: how John Kerry manages to take three different positions on a yes/no question."

(pro Kerry)

"Don't like President Bush's position on an issue? Just wait a few minutes, it'll change

 

[philip]

pro bush : Saving your ass whether you like it or not.

 

[Cobro]

I know there are tons of creative people on this board :??: :??:



1.) Bush/Cheney: 4 More Years of Terrrrrrr!

2.) To all the C-students out there, I'd like to say, you too can be president!

3.) Drunken frat boy drives country into ditch. News @ 11.

4.) Let's bomb Texas, they have oil too.

5.) Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld: the asses of evil.

6.) Destroy Florida. [It could happen again]

7.) Endless War on Terror: Draft SUV Drivers First!

 

[PonyXpress]

Anti-Pussycrat /Anti-Kerry:

Anti-Republicrat /Anti-Bush:

(not a bumper sticker, but funny)

Screw both of the bastards:

(right to the point!)

 

[Kurt Busch]

SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT, PLANT A BUSH BACK IN TEXAS

Any man who can render himself unconscious with a pretzel, isn't smart enough to lead the free world

NOT RICH ENOUGH FOR A TAX BREAK

Iraq......the 51st state

Somewhere in Texas a village is missing its idiot

 

[Cobro]

Originally posted by Maniac Mechanic


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