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<blockquote data-quote="cbj5259" data-source="post: 16151610" data-attributes="member: 75268"><p>-I am one of the illegitimate great great grandsons of Count Zeppelin of airship fame. My great great grandmother was his housemaid and he knocked her up and then proceeded to move her out of the estate, into town to get her away from his wife. The Zeppelin family still refuses to acknowledge the affair or illegitimate grandchild that he had, but it was well known.</p><p></p><p>-When I was 5 and my brother was 3 and potty training, he walked over to me in our family living room...his big brother... and bent over and asked me to check his buttocks to make sure he had properly cleaned the area. He then proceeded to unleash a maelstrom of hot brown liquid magma all over my face and upper extremities. I obviously began to shriek and cry, at which time my mother came to my aid and promptly began to puke in disgust. She grabbed me, clothes and all and put me in the shower to completely douse me. I'm 44 years old and remember this as vividly as if it happened yesterday. So...when people say they have been shit on, I can literally relate.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="cbj5259, post: 16151610, member: 75268"] -I am one of the illegitimate great great grandsons of Count Zeppelin of airship fame. My great great grandmother was his housemaid and he knocked her up and then proceeded to move her out of the estate, into town to get her away from his wife. The Zeppelin family still refuses to acknowledge the affair or illegitimate grandchild that he had, but it was well known. -When I was 5 and my brother was 3 and potty training, he walked over to me in our family living room...his big brother... and bent over and asked me to check his buttocks to make sure he had properly cleaned the area. He then proceeded to unleash a maelstrom of hot brown liquid magma all over my face and upper extremities. I obviously began to shriek and cry, at which time my mother came to my aid and promptly began to puke in disgust. She grabbed me, clothes and all and put me in the shower to completely douse me. I'm 44 years old and remember this as vividly as if it happened yesterday. So...when people say they have been shit on, I can literally relate. Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk [/QUOTE]
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