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<blockquote data-quote="mblgjr" data-source="post: 5616957" data-attributes="member: 13336"><p>bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.</p><p>j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.</p><p>bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.</p><p>j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.</p><p>j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.</p><p>bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.</p><p>j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.</p><p>j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.</p><p>bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.</p><p>j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.</p><p>bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.</p><p>j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.</p><p>bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.</p><p>bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.</p><p>j_gurli3: thats it.</p><p>bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.</p><p>bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mblgjr, post: 5616957, member: 13336"] bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now. [/QUOTE]
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