Possibly the Funniest thing I've ever read!!!

[bigmac6103]

My buddy found this over on on Sherdog.

Don't know if it has ever been posted here.

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=400931&highlight=cyber

 

[ford_racer]

Been posted a few times. Still hilarious though.

" My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.
The salmon swim at night.
Towards your room.
The snow and the moon."

That gets me every damn time!

 

[Mc Q 6185]

OMG I'm crying!

"You can't hurry good pizza"

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[bigmac6103]

"I put on my robe and wizard hat"

Hahahahaha That's my favorite. That and the Rhino one!

 

[afk]

Man this part had me laughing so hard...

"I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
Oh ****
I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
Oh ****
damn I gotta write down your names or something"

 

[mblgjr]

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

 

[rk_2000_Z/28]

Awesome!

 

[Yellow98SVT]

The second time he said " I put on my robe and wizard hat", I laughed outloud for 5minutes

 

[MattP 343]

I remember reading this a while back and almost died laughing!! Awesome post

 

[WireEater]

The fat girl is the best, "HAAARRRRRR".

 

[rev440]

That made me laugh so hard great post.

 

[musclefan21]

OMG!! i am dying here :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[FaYgOkRiS]

omg im crying lol:lol:

 

[SN95StangMan]

OK, Ill be the ass.

This is neither a pic nor a vid

 

[Paulinator]

omg lol i use to fawk with the cyber freaks when i use to go into chat rooms. all the damn Pakistanis lol half broken english. just talk total crap to them lol and they get so pissed once the figure out what words mean in english. lol

 

[Common]

Funny stuff.

 

[Snowboarda42]

omg that was hillarious

 

[NO-BlkLightning2K]

that was so awesome.

"i was great. you loved it."

"i pour hot caramel on your head and turn you into a ****ing candy apple. i kick you in the face!"

 

[SupraBL71GTS]

lol the Rhino one was the best hahaha i couldnt stop laughing

 

[Pitrack]

that was good haha.