POS Ford ... FTW! haha

Fishdizzle

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so im out driving home from my girls apartment in my lightning when i see a nice 350z. it had exhaust , nice looking lip on the trunk , lowered , wheels and possibly more done dont know ... so i get up to a light and he is behind me, at the green i give it a lil gas to see if i can get his attention ... he drives up next to me and i think he wants to go .. he rolls down his window and laughs and says " is that a piece of shit ford?" so i laugh and say " hahah yeh its a POS ford!" then we just pace each other for a lil bit at 40ish ... he comes back and yells out " i asked if it was a pos ford and you said yeah .... what a fagget " i just look at him and laugh and ask him if his lil rice rocket was fast ... he then just looks straight ahead and we pace for a lil while longer ... i drop back a lil bit and turn the overdrive off and get up next to his window ( i have no muffler on right now so he could hear the engine pretty good ;-) ) and i just sit there ... then he floors it so i smile at him ( then he hears that its no longer a pos ford hahaah ) ... he gets the jump and i real him in easily and very quickly lol ... as i roll past him i wave to him out my window and wave as i go by , then shut down this was all from around 40 mph - 80/90ish ... i then slow down and he doesnt catch up he just stays a few cars behind me ... thinking to him self lol ... we get the next light and he is forced next to me ... i look at him and laugh and ask him "how he liked getting beat by a pos ford" he just looked away and sped off when it turned green ... hahahahahaha that made my night :banana:
 

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HAHAHAHAhahah,great story. I wish i could run across tools like this.

Waving out the window is great, i would have been laughing my ass off.
 

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Nice. Its the best feeling to make some ass in his car look like a tool.
 

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Wow you beat a 350Z... The other day an 18 wheeler revved on me. I taught that biotch to respect Fords as well... :bored:
 

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Fishdizzle said:
so im out driving home from my girls apartment in my lightning when i see a nice 350z. it had exhaust , nice looking lip on the trunk , lowered , wheels and possibly more done dont know ... so i get up to a light and he is behind me, at the green i give it a lil gas to see if i can get his attention ... he drives up next to me and i think he wants to go .. he rolls down his window and laughs and says " is that a piece of shit ford?" so i laugh and say " hahah yeh its a POS ford!" then we just pace each other for a lil bit at 40ish ... he comes back and yells out " i asked if it was a pos ford and you said yeah .... what a fagget " i just look at him and laugh and ask him if his lil rice rocket was fast ... he then just looks straight ahead and we pace for a lil while longer ... i drop back a lil bit and turn the overdrive off and get up next to his window ( i have no muffler on right now so he could hear the engine pretty good ;-) ) and i just sit there ... then he floors it so i smile at him ( then he hears that its no longer a pos ford hahaah ) ... he gets the jump and i real him in easily and very quickly lol ... as i roll past him i wave to him out my window and wave as i go by , then shut down this was all from around 40 mph - 80/90ish ... i then slow down and he doesnt catch up he just stays a few cars behind me ... thinking to him self lol ... we get the next light and he is forced next to me ... i look at him and laugh and ask him "how he liked getting beat by a pos ford" he just looked away and sped off when it turned green ... hahahahahaha that made my night :banana:


I guess Nissan doesn't make any POS's either :rollseyes

Good kill in your SVT truck. Guaranteed he will never mention the story to anyone.
 

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Kilgore Trout said:
Wow you beat a 350Z... The other day an 18 wheeler revved on me. I taught that biotch to respect Fords as well... :bored:

I will rev on you Killgore, if you would ever come out of that hole your hiding in.
 

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I think some of you are missing the point. I think the point is that the guy was downing ford and he taught him a lesson. So what is was just a 350z, the guy shouldnt been talking crap. Im just glad it wasnt a gm guy this time:-D
 

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Great kill man, and awesome story!:thumbsup:

Kilgore Trout said:
Wow you beat a 350Z... The other day an 18 wheeler revved on me. I taught that biotch to respect Fords as well... :bored:

You really need to do something to get that sand out of your vagina.
 

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i like the part where you made the guy in the Z look like a bitch. (that was just about every part)

It's sad that there are jerkoffs like this in the world, but man it can make life so much fun.
 

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Typical ricer, talks shit about things he does not know because it is not part of his world! Educating these clowns that Domestic cars in their "STOCK" form puts a hurtin on modded rice. It takes these crap boxes a whole lot of boost plus built forged motor with shots of nitrous and weight reductions to make real horse. Stock domestics motors with bolts-on usually are enough even for these modded ones. When will they learn????:cuss:
 

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Kilgore Trout said:
Wow you beat a 350Z... The other day an 18 wheeler revved on me. I taught that biotch to respect Fords as well... :bored:


TOOL:lol: Bet you own a 350z, don't you. lol:kaboom: You missed the whole point, or maybe its just another post you feel like talking s***?













And because it was a joke, I know you wouldn't dare drive anything other than you're precious vert.
 

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