Poll: Do you talk to your car?

[CobraKindaGuy]

OK folks, time to fess up. Take the poll. Have you ever talked to your car?

 

[2003 Silver]

I curse at it from time to time..."you mutha fugger" is my ususal phrase. When I like the car I don't say a word...just a huge smile!!

 

[ScareCrow]

When I go to slam into 3rd gear , and I miss Ill call it a whore. lol

 

[CPViolation]

Yes,
Disclaimer: I hate everyone equally.
My wife is Afro-American, I call the Terminator, "My other black bitch."
It's all in good fun.
I'll go talk to the '04 when I'm feeling down and out.
Jeff

 

[CPViolation]

When I go to slam into 3rd gear , and I miss Ill call it a whore. lol

The Fiore clutch adjuster took care of that problem.
Jeff

 

[xl2ockl3ottomx]

ooppss.. clicked the wrong button. i talked to her all the time when i driving, i even tell her goodnight when i get home at night and notify her of any shops visits she will be making.

 

[aoc racer]

everytime i get in her I tell her we're gonna have a good day. that's about it.
oh, also if she starts to act up a bit.

 

[66speed]

I think if I posted the things I call my car I would get banned...

 

[aaandht]

I don't have a pony, however I do occasionally talk to my cars. Hell I was doing an oil change on my ex's civic once and she heard me talk to it....I think thats about the time we broke up....

 

[Rochard]

I talk to my Cobra all the time. I call her "Tessa" after a beautiful women in Texas with strong legs who owns a Mustang.

I warn "her" when I'm about to get rough with her and punch the gas, and tell her I'm sorry before a long trip.

I no longer smoke in the house and early in the morning and late at night I smoke in the garage, right next to my beloved Cobra. So in a way the first thing I see in the morning is my Cobra and the last thing I see at night is my Cobra.

 

[Bullitt995]

Some of my best rants ever have been about my car and have left my girlfriend laughing so hard.

 

[gomach1]

definetly, esp. when it starts to be a pain, and then i say regretful things

 

[Riddla]

If you talk to your car then you need a trip to a Psychiatrist.

 

[type911]

Yup, I'm busted. But its easier to talk to her then my Redheaded, Green eyed Prego Irish wife. Let me tell you!

 

[grendel]

only when she starts acting up or when i am working on her

 

[CPViolation]

If you talk to your car then you need a trip to a Psychiatrist.

You need Valium.
:-D

 

[nickealge]

all the time..kinda sad

 

[]sVt[Po|son]

.Dont you die on me baby...We are almost at the gas station!.

lol

 

[cobra1993svt]

Yep I was just changing the oil in my 93 Cobra and telling her how good she been to me all the years

 

[slowGT2k]

haha all you guys say her. My old caprice, was a dude, not to be gay or anything, My caprice reminded me of PYLE off of Full Metal Jacket, that car was a pain, and stupid, cause it had TBI, stupid gm.. :nono: