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<blockquote data-quote="HISSMAN" data-source="post: 3466858" data-attributes="member: 9703"><p>Here is what you do.</p><p></p><p>1: Get a HiFi recording of a chainsaw cutting through some wood.</p><p></p><p>2: Get a white cotton apron</p><p></p><p>3: Stain the apron with a mixture of kayro syrup mixed with red food dye so that it looks like blood spatter.</p><p></p><p>4: Get a headband style clear face shield and spatter the fake blood (syrup mix) on it as well. Keep all of this in a box near the door, and the cd with the recording either in or near a quality stereo system. </p><p></p><p>5: This works best when you see them coming down your street, so that you have time to get everything set up.</p><p></p><p>6: When they get near your door, press play, and quickly put the apron and face shield on.</p><p></p><p>7: Watch for their reaction to the chainsaw sound. </p><p></p><p>8: If they ring the doorbell turn the stereo off and answer the door in a manner like you have nothing to hide, and talk to them for a bit, and then tell them that you really have to hurry, you are very busy right now and ask them if they can come back later in the night, Say after dark. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p></p><p>(alternative)</p><p></p><p>If they come to the door and hear the chainsaw and start to turn away... Quickly turn the stereo off and open the door. Go out after them and ask them what it is they want. If they try to avoid you just say you are very busy, but you would very much appreciate it if they would come with you into the house and talk to you a little bit. Watch them squirm. </p><p></p><p></p><p>--I know if it was me, and I saw some dude that looked as though he had just finished hacking up a lost hiker, I would do everything I could to get away. And if they call the police, invite the PoPo in and show them the get up and the CD. They will have a huge laugh. Trust me. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="HISSMAN, post: 3466858, member: 9703"] Here is what you do. 1: Get a HiFi recording of a chainsaw cutting through some wood. 2: Get a white cotton apron 3: Stain the apron with a mixture of kayro syrup mixed with red food dye so that it looks like blood spatter. 4: Get a headband style clear face shield and spatter the fake blood (syrup mix) on it as well. Keep all of this in a box near the door, and the cd with the recording either in or near a quality stereo system. 5: This works best when you see them coming down your street, so that you have time to get everything set up. 6: When they get near your door, press play, and quickly put the apron and face shield on. 7: Watch for their reaction to the chainsaw sound. 8: If they ring the doorbell turn the stereo off and answer the door in a manner like you have nothing to hide, and talk to them for a bit, and then tell them that you really have to hurry, you are very busy right now and ask them if they can come back later in the night, Say after dark. :) (alternative) If they come to the door and hear the chainsaw and start to turn away... Quickly turn the stereo off and open the door. Go out after them and ask them what it is they want. If they try to avoid you just say you are very busy, but you would very much appreciate it if they would come with you into the house and talk to you a little bit. Watch them squirm. --I know if it was me, and I saw some dude that looked as though he had just finished hacking up a lost hiker, I would do everything I could to get away. And if they call the police, invite the PoPo in and show them the get up and the CD. They will have a huge laugh. Trust me. :) [/QUOTE]
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