hey whats up guys? im not sure if its been in a thread before but i was just thinking, what are some of the best pick up lines u guys have ever heard or used?
pick up lines
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Hey baby... wanna wrasle!
:lol: Beavis and Butthead FTW.
I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet. /thread.
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Here is my 10 favorites:
Number 10
“Great legs, what time do they open?”
Number 9
“You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.”
Number 8
“Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”
Number 7
“That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.”
Number 6
“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
Number 5
“Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”
Number 4
“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”
Number 3
“Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.”[She says, "Why?"] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name].”
Number 2
“Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”
Number 1
“Do you come here often?”
Number 10
“Great legs, what time do they open?”
Number 9
“You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.”
Number 8
“Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”
Number 7
“That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.”
Number 6
“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
Number 5
“Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”
Number 4
“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”
Number 3
“Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.”[She says, "Why?"] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name].”
Number 2
“Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”
Number 1
“Do you come here often?”
Excuse me miss, can I ask you a question? How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know, how much?] Enough to break the ice. Hi my name is tripleblack. 
These work like a charm...
- Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!
- If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
- Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!
- If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Nice boots.. wanna ****?
I remembered one of my drunk friends saying this one...
"HEY BABA!! Why dont you come on ova to my house tonight! I show you a reeaaalll goo time!"
I almost pissed myself after I heard that one. He was absolutely HAMMERED at a party and just said that to some random chick.
"HEY BABA!! Why dont you come on ova to my house tonight! I show you a reeaaalll goo time!"
I almost pissed myself after I heard that one. He was absolutely HAMMERED at a party and just said that to some random chick.
"I came here aimin' to court you somethin' fierce"
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"You have great tits"
I have actually proved this line successful, but only works on the sluttiest of sluts. They usually giggle, we start talking, I keep the roofie coladas coming, and we are playing pole to hole by then end of the night.
Really though, It's worked 3 times for me. Gotta love skanks.
Only ugly people need pickup lines.
So which one works best for you?
To be honest, I have never ever used a line.
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you sit across the room from a girl, and use 1 finger and motion her over and when she comes over you say " i knew if i fingerd you long enough you would come"
edit: you go up to a girl and lick the tip of your finger and touch there pants...then say "lets get you out of these wet clothes"
edit: you go up to a girl and lick the tip of your finger and touch there pants...then say "lets get you out of these wet clothes"
Excuse me miss, can I ask you a question? How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know, how much?] Enough to break the ice. Hi my name is tripleblack.
The goods: Sell hard.
I lost my virginity, can I have yours?
You're pretty. Do you have Filipino in you? She says "No." Want some?
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