Offensive Tuesday Joke. About Sharpton and Jackson

[oldmodman]

When I heard that Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black
Columbus church, I decided to check him out in person and see what
it was all about.

I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why, maybe it
was because I was the only white person in the church.

He laid his hands on my hand and said : "By the will of Jesus the
Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralyzed. Then Jesse Jackson came by and
repeated the same thing: By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty,
and the will of god, you will walk today."

Again, I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside and sure enough, I would be walking.

My car had been stolen...

 

[Mr. Mach-ete]

Hehe.

 

[scott_0]

hahahahahaha that's great!

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[Sn95Snake]

Ha, I wasn't expecting that.

 

[tones_RS3]

Ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[bit]

What was the offensive part?

 

[Uncle Meat]

Offensive?! That's not offensive. Here's an offensive joke....


A Muslim walks into a gay bar and says......
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SHOTS ON ME!!!


Too soon?

 

[Steve1578]

Offensive?! That's not offensive. Here's an offensive joke....


A Muslim walks into a gay bar and says......
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SHOTS FOR EVERYONE!!!

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EVERYONE GETS A ROUND


Too soon?

fixed

 

[Gravik]

Offensive?! That's not offensive. Here's an offensive joke....


A Muslim walks into a gay bar and says......
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FREE SHOTS FOR EVERYONE!!!


Too soon?

Fixed

 

[Sirraf]

lmao at the savagery

 

[Steve1578]

Fixed

And as the Muslim walked into the club he said "Now put your hands in the air like you just don't care". And then he dropped it like it was hot.

 

[James Snover]

A guy walks into a gay bar. He gets an offer, and says, "No thanks, I'm straight." The guy who offered says,

"Well? So is spaghetti. Until it gets hot!"

 

[ssssnake]

Oy vey.....