NY man charged with freezing mom

[N2DAMYSTIC]

SS theft aside, Wonder if there are any charges for stashing your mom in the freezer considering she died of natural causes?

 

[Crazycarl]

i wonder if the cops yelled "Freeze!" ...

 

[crew_dawg16]

SS theft aside, Wonder if there are any charges for stashing your mom in the freezer considering she died of natural causes?

They say he's charged with grand larceny, unlawful disposal of human remains and forgery for faking his mother's signature.
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[greenstang1313]

its frickin freezing in here mr. bigglesworth

 

[CalcVictim]

you guys exhausted all of the puns, bastards

 

[codyPKA]

i wonder if her bank will freeze her account in light of the fraud charges

 

[SinisterX]

Baking Soda kept the money fresh

 

[WireEater]

That's just cold oke:

I bet she was a cool mom to him.

Must have ice flowing thru his veins.

He's as cold as ice!

takes a cold heart to do something like that

she sounded like a chilled out old lady

and thanks to ziplock she stayed fresh and without freezer burn

im sure she would have been cool with it

I've heard of a popsicle, but a "mom"sicle?

She just needed to chill out.

She was probably a cold, old stiff anyways.

i wonder if the cops yelled "Freeze!" ...

i wonder if her bank will freeze her account in light of the fraud charges

Baking Soda kept the money fresh

:lol:

 

[FoxFour]

The old Foreigner tune 'Cold as Ice' says it all about him.

Youre as cold as ice, youre willing to sacrifice our love
You never take advice, someday youll pay the price, I know

Ive seen it before, it happens all the time
Youre closing the door, you leave the world behind
Youre digging for gold, youre throwing away
A fortune in feelings, but someday youll pay

Youre as cold as ice, youre willing to sacrifice our love
You want paradise, but someday youll pay the price, I know

Ive seen it before, it happens all the time
Youre closing the door, you leave the world behind
Youre digging for gold, youre throwing away
A fortune in feelings, but someday youll pay

 

[Guy Fawkes]

it will be a cold day in hell before he gets another check.

 

[PC PaiN]

this whole situation just really frosts me

 

[ROSENDO SANCHEZ]

Have the I.C.E. Agents investigated this case yet?

 

[PC PaiN]

sadly this all happened just for some cold hard cash

 

[svtsilversnake]

sadly this all happened just for some cold hard cash

:lol:

 

[Crazycarl]

she would have seen this coming if she had just stayed frosty...