I was dragged to opening night with the significant other. The movie wasn't horrible, but the theater full of pre-pubescent and overweight middle aged females screaming every time one of the guys appeared, I could have done without.
One day Little Jerry heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to
check it out.
He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at
it behind her. Jerry’s dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Jerry
closed the door.
After business was finished Dad went to check on little Jerry. He opened
his bedroom door to find Grandma (Dad's mother) bent over the dresser and little Jerry
going at it behind her like a champ.
Dad yelled, 'Jerry, what the hell are you doing?!'Little Jerry replied,
'It's not so funny when its your mom is it?!