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[MG01GT]

Ever been kicked out for doing push ups on the stage?


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I got kicked out of a full nude club in Vegas because one of the girls was a bitch to me when I declined an offer for a dance…… mind you I was like 4 loco mocos in, she got up on stage and was doing her thing, when she spread her legs and showed the goodies I thought it would be a good idea to stand up and yell “I can see your soul from here” at the top of my lungs…. Yeah so apparently that’s a good way to get kicked out of a strip joint in Vegas quick like lol.

 

[MG0h3]

I got kicked out of a full nude club in Vegas because one of the girls was a bitch to me when I declined an offer for a dance…… mind you I was like 4 loco mocos in, she got up on stage and was doing her thing, when she spread her legs and showed the goodies I thought it would be a good idea to stand up and yell “I can see your soul from here” at the top of my lungs…. Yeah so apparently that’s a good way to get kicked out of a strip joint in Vegas quick like lol.

Haha I don’t like lap dances so always saying no.

One time the broad yells “what?! Cause I’m fat?!” And grabs a beer off the little table by our couch and wings it at me. I had to dodge it like I was in the Matrix.

Bouncer drug her off and apologized.

Then when she got on stage I went front and center and started calling her a fat bitch.

Bouncer said ok you’re even now enough.


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[03Sssnake]

Haha I don’t like lap dances so always saying no.

One time the broad yells “what?! Cause I’m fat?!” And grabs a beer off the little table by our couch and wings it at me. I had to dodge it like I was in the Matrix.

Bouncer drug her off and apologized.

Then when she got on stage I went front and center and started calling her a fat bitch.

Bouncer said ok you’re even now enough.


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[capnkirk52]

I wish that shoe would have hit him in the head, lol.

 

[PhoenixM3]

Even been kicked out for stripping (uninvited) on the stage?

Got a related story from the Dallas Club in Guam......

 

[98 svt]

This is fitting right about now

 

[olympic]

 

[Handlebar Moustache]

I’d eat the corn outta her shit for a chance to lick that starfish…

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Omfg…name? Is that Julie cash

 

[03Sssnake]

Omfg…name? Is that Julie cash

That is Jessica Kylie… Julie Cash, now that is a pawg!

 

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[Handlebar Moustache]

That is Jessica Kylie… Julie Cash, now that is a pawg!

Wow, yes. Perfect proportions.

 

[bosscj]

Ashley barbie too

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[72MachOne99GT]

I don’t mind a big butt, but those two are too much. No thanks.

Edit: three, boss posted as I was posting.

 

[98 svt]

There's the vid where that GIF of her is taken from.

 

[Skitzerman]

That first bend over at the frig, sounded like she let go of some fart gas.

 

[03Sssnake]

I don’t mind a big butt, but those two are too much. No thanks.

Edit: three, boss posted as I was posting.

Sounds like you don’t have enough pipe to beat those cheeks….just say’n

 

[Skitzerman]

Yep, if you're suffering from pee wee Johnson, you're not going to be doing too much plowing.

 

[bosscj]

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[03Sssnake]

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Layin the mile by day and the foot by night…

 

[bosscj]

Layin the mile by day and the foot by night…

Good at putting a long white thing in a deep dark hole!!

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