NWS jokes. Strawberries and snowflakes beware.

[Blk04L]

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb on her twice

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.

What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

 

[03Sssnake]

Men are like infants. If you want to shut them up, put your boobs in their mouth.

 

[Sinister04L]

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it.

 

[VegasMichael]

Why do women have two breasts? Because men have two hands.

What's the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth? Einstein's dick.

 

[PhoenixM3]

Why do Blondes buy cars with tilt steering wheels?

More headroom.

 

[Smooth]