Nigerian Scam Fail

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I know this is from 2004, but a lot of people haven't seen it and it always gets me rolling.

theScamBaiter.com - Anus Laptops: The Martins Cole Saga "09/2004 - 03/2005"

 

[ford_racer]

That is damn awesome.

 

[99MustangGTman]

Such a long read, but so worth. I hate scammers so much, seems like a really cool idea for a site.

 

[Outlaw99]

cliffs. i got about 1/4 of the way thru

 

[Venomous98Cobra]

haha. Kind of like something I used to send back to companies. I'd get those "free credit card" offers in the mail with the prepaid envelopes and I'd send them back trash...since thats basically what they were sending me.

 

[Outlaw99]

spider email

 

[SLVRBLT]

that is damn awesome.

+1

 

[swoosh_stang]

haha. Kind of like something I used to send back to companies. I'd get those "free credit card" offers in the mail with the prepaid envelopes and I'd send them back trash...since thats basically what they were sending me.

Wow, I never even considered this.....

I've been getting them again, I may have to do this.

 

[offroadkarter]

Anus Laptops - Put your business in our Anus


i was laughing my ass off at those pictures, what an epic thread

 

[NateV8]

I know you will like my anus, many have before. Those are the newest anus on the block, and like I said, my anus is very very expensive, and only special customers were allowed to buy my anus.


I must add, those are a special version, my anus is black.

Wilson Tarbuckles
Senior Anus Inspector

hahahahahhahaahhaa

 

[FAsnakes]

lol

 

[whiplash306]

Friggin' AWESOME work!!! Love to scam a scammer!!!

 

[offroadkarter]

I keep reading into this, this is great3

And the infamous mob

 

[Chris _Scott]

so I apparently maximized the amount of pages I can view without signing up [which I don't want to do]

What ultimately ended up happening?? I made it to where he was waiting for them to receive the third shipment[$30,000 in declared value for the 20 laptops]

Suchhhh an amazing thread! I honestly did NOT think it was going to string out this long. such idiots!

 

[offroadkarter]

Check out this thread, I think the same people contacted him again, he shipped the guy a laptop and a toilet

[ame=http://thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8156]Cole v4.0 Love and Murder with a Toilet plus Dishwasher shipped to Lagos Nigeria. - ScamBaiting at its finest -thescambaiter.com[/ame]

 

[offroadkarter]

so I apparently maximized the amount of pages I can view without signing up [which I don't want to do]

What ultimately ended up happening?? I made it to where he was waiting for them to receive the third shipment[$30,000 in declared value for the 20 laptops]

Suchhhh an amazing thread! I honestly did NOT think it was going to string out this long. such idiots!

IF anyone wants to read the whole page, sign on with

Username: blehblehbleh

Password: bleh

do it or i will dead you tomorrow

 

[Chris _Scott]

IF anyone wants to read the whole page, sign on with

Username: blehblehbleh

Password: bleh

do it or i will dead you tomorrow

bahaha!

I'm about to pass out now though...I'll eagerly await to wake up and finish reading it though!

 

[offroadkarter]

I just read up to page 38 where he called it quits after cole wouldn't reply and after that its pretty much people just saying how awesome this thread was

 

[WireEater]

This site has lots of good scam baits. I use to read it regularly.

Welcome to the 419 Eater

They have a really good one were they get one of them to record an audio book, it's hilarious.

 

[slowr w/o blowr]

so, i might be a freaking loser, but i read almost 42 pages and the cliff notes are
TF sends the guy from africa (Cole) 4 loads of pure shit which Cole has to pay shipping and tarrifs. This amounts to thousands of dollars. Cole gets in trouble with his boss and then tries everything he can do to get the money back. This includes posting many laughable death threats and then taking pictures of himself with death threats on paper held in front of him.

Fast forward to 6 months later and TF finds Cole again. He is now setting up Cole to be a laptop salesman. Cole is ready to take in his first shipment of computers. Cole will not be getting computers, but will be getting a garbage can of shit and all of his humiliating pictures from 6 months ago.

If you have 2 hours to sit down and read all of this, DO IT!!!!!!!!!!! I have had to get up and walk away from the computer since i have been laughing so hard. I almost pissed myself earlier.