A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Nigel, the only aborigine in the neighbourhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and BBQ and flirting...
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in.' The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Nigel in the pool fighting the croc. Jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Nigel and the croc were screaming and raising hell. Finally Nigel strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a Dead goldfish. Nigel then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. The host says, 'Well, Nigel, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.' 'Nah, you all right boss, I don't want it,' said Nigel. The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then? 'No thanks. I don't want it,' answered Nigel. The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options? Again, Nigel said "No." Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well Nigel, then what do you want? Nigel said,
. .. . .'I want the bastard who pushed me in.’
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and BBQ and flirting...
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in.' The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Nigel in the pool fighting the croc. Jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Nigel and the croc were screaming and raising hell. Finally Nigel strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a Dead goldfish. Nigel then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. The host says, 'Well, Nigel, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.' 'Nah, you all right boss, I don't want it,' said Nigel. The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then? 'No thanks. I don't want it,' answered Nigel. The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options? Again, Nigel said "No." Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well Nigel, then what do you want? Nigel said,
. .. . .'I want the bastard who pushed me in.’
