These "certified smart" jokes?
These "certified smart" jokes?
If you aren't at least cognizant of geopolitics, you'll never get the last one. The previous one, you have to know some electronics. A fair bit, actually. Didn't have much hope for it, but, ya know, this is SVTPerformance. Humor is what _WE_ decide it is. This last one, though? No knowledge of the global political stage, no comprende.These "certified smart" jokes?
Y'all want the bad jokes to stop? Fear not, you're devoted strategist has a plan on exactly how to accomplish that. Because anything for my SVTP homies. The plan is:
I need a Feuling W3 motorcycle. It is 250,000.00 bucks. Which is about $300,000.00 more than yours truly has to marshal, at this point in his finances. _IF_ enough of y'all buy one story, I can probably convince Mrs. Snover to let me finance the rest to purchase a W3. At which point I will almost certainly be killed on the very first ride, thus neatly sparing the rest of the world from such jokes as:
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!"
And
"What do you call a cow with no legs that goes 200 miles-per-hour? Ground effect beef."
The choice is yours, SVTP. Let history not judge you un-kindly.
... sorry ... I think I blacked out for a minute there ... what were we talking about? Was it the SR-71 Blackbird? Anyone?
Whaddaya call it when Putin sits on a box of Ritz crackers? Oh? You've heard this one, before?
These "certified smart" jokes?
No, it's for a bike. But now that you mention it ... synchrotrons can be built in compact forms that reach very high energies ...View attachment 1713737
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Oh they're certainly certified.
And I'm on to you, Snover. That $300k isn't for a motorcycle. You wouldn't engage in such a foolish pursuit. It's a particle accelerator, isn't it?