My roommate smells like Sh*t, what do I do?

[Metalbassist03]

Okay, I am having a major problem, everytime I go into my room, it smells like ASS.

And I noticed when I go in there and my roommate is in the dorm, it smells even more like bad B.O. than it did last time. I mean, I have NEVER EVER seen him come in from a shower in the mornings (I usually leave before him) or any signs of him recently taking one (towel on bed or anything of the sort). I am afraid to bring my girlfriend up there because it smells like so much ass.

How am I supposed to keep the room smelling 1/2 way decent from my stinkin' (literally) roommate?

 

[poopnut2]

Easy, tell him.

 

[Metalbassist03]

Question is, how? I really don't want a situation to start, because if I find ANY of my shit touched.. You get the point.

 

[ZincDude]

Make passionate love to him in the shower and don't forget to drop I mean use the soap!!;-)

 

[Lupuri]

Sit down with him, let him know you care about him and dont want him to be upset by you telling him this but you smell like you dropped a fat load in your elmo unders and need to get in the shower.

Shitty *haha* situation dude..

 

[poopnut2]

Originally posted by Metalbassist03
Question is, how? I really don't want a situation to start, because if I find ANY of my shit touched.. You get the point.

I take it you don't know the guy very well. When it comes to me and my good friends, we're just like "Dude, you f#cking stink!"

I say you just do that, if he gets offended, tell him to just take a shower.

 

[CyberDaveA]

Maybe you can convince someone else to confront him... so he doesn't take revenge on your belongings (If he gets offended).

 

[sohowcome]

Man this is a real "stinky" situation, I bet you feel like crap even trying to approach him...... Time to trip and spill beer all over him....... Or you could always spray febreeze on him as he sleeps and hopes that it eats his skin away....

 

[bbp42d]

Originally posted by sohowcome
Man this is a real "stinky" situation, I bet you feel like crap even trying to approach him...... Time to trip and spill beer all over him....... Or you could always spray febreeze on him as he sleeps and hopes that it eats his skin away....

good one so far:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Tabres]

Find a reason to buy him a bottle of cologne.... and then somehow make him to use it.

 

[CobraXtreme]

drop a loaf in his bead and see what he thinks about it...

 

[spinscan]

Move.

 

[LogiWorld123]

"Dude you smell like ass, take a farkin shower"

 

[ezernut9mm]

we had a guy like that at work... we made the dispatcher tell him.

 

[Booyah]

Originally posted by Scoriox
"Dude you smell like ass, take a farkin shower"

Exactly, unless you two are in a surority(sp?)....

 

[SVTHorsnake]

sit him down, tell him you've got a major problem to run by him, but first say, "... but before I talk to you about that, is there anything you want to let me know about?" then tell him "... this place doesn't smell very good, I think you should keep up on your laundry and take a shower on a daily basis.

 

[jackers]

No, really. I am used to those situations because I lived in a Marine Corps barracks for quite some time. Here is how you do it. Next time you (or both of you) go to Wal-mart, get some room smell goods (sprays, little thingies you plug in the wall electrical socket) and just tell him "Damn dude, our room is stinking." From there just keep on it everytime you come in the room until he cleans up his act. After all that and it doesnt work, just be a man about it and tell him to take a shower or find a new roomie! lol, I always got the stinky kid living with me so I feel your pain.

 

[Booyah]

Originally posted by jackers
No, really. I am used to those situations because I lived in a Marine Corps barracks for quite some time. Here is how you do it. Next time you (or both of you) go to Wal-mart, get some room smell goods (sprays, little thingies you plug in the wall electrical socket) and just tell him "Damn dude, our room is stinking." From there just keep on it everytime you come in the room until he cleans up his act. After all that and it doesnt work, just be a man about it and tell him to take a shower or find a new roomie! lol, I always got the stinky kid living with me so I feel your pain.

What's the Marine Corps. coming to?! **** that, tell him that you can smell him even when he's not in the room. Ask him if he knows that he stinks and inform him that you would appreciate it that he wash his nasty ass.

 

[jackers]

Originally posted by Booyah
What's the Marine Corps. coming to?! **** that, tell him that you can smell him even when he's not in the room.

Come on, its the newer softer Marine Corps.

 

[blacknight07607]

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Just kidding. I'd just tell him. and if something starts, it's his problem. Obviously he's not mature enough to understand that he stinks. And if it's constantly in the room when he's there, the other people must smell it also when he's out of something