My boss is a "pecker"!

[TrophyCar]

Hahahah it`s not what you think.

I had my boss scan in an invoice on his computer and send an e-mail for me. (He`s special and has a scanner and I don`t). So I`m standing behind him while he`s typing and say "Oh you`re gonna take forever, you`re a hunt-and-peck-er."

He looks over his shoulder at me and says "Did you just call me a "hunting pecker?"

:lol: I was laughing so hard I couldn`t explain what I`d actually said. So he goes around the office telling everyone I called him a Pecker!

Bwahahahhahha

 

[nj7703]

:lol: :lol: Wait till he asks you take dictation, you're screwed :-D

 

[nothing]

:rollseyes

 

[TrophyCar]

Always the one person who thinks they can ruin a joke with the

Ah, if you don't like my joke, shove it sideways man! :loser:

I'm having a good day, don't ruin it! :beer:

 

[Yuckfou]

"Hunting Pecker"

I would have been on the floor laughing my ass off.

 

[YesterdayAgain]

New rule, if you are going to use the ****ing :rollseyes or , please explain why you felt so inclined to add that to the thread.

 

[TrophyCar]

Thanks Dean. It'd be different if I was trying to make up a joke. Just thought my day at work was pretty funny; and it showed why I love my job!

:beer: for you!!

 

[flyn high again]

Originally posted by nj7703
:lol: :lol: Wait till he asks you take dictation, you're screwed :-D

ROTFLMAO!:beer:

 

[SVT_driv3r]

well we can always play hunting for the pecker on my lightning or on my dads zinc yellow 03 roush ;-) (in reference to the SeX on the Roush) thread haha good joke tho, i love you girl -Billy-

 

[SVT_driv3r]

double post :shrug: :rollseyes

 

[SVT4ME]

Yuk Yuk

 

[YesterdayAgain]

That may be the first double leghumping post in history...:thumbsup:

 

[Black3KGT]

least he was cool about it

 

[f_rice]

Originally posted by Euphoric One
That may be the first double leghumping post in history...:thumbsup:

Indeed.

However there appears to be a 6 minute downtime......... Considering the forum rules that is about 5minutes and 25 seconds too long.........

Perhaps some E*Viagra is necessary?

Note to puppy impersonator: Mentioning your father's vehicle may be a questionable tactic. :lol1:

 

[SVT_driv3r]

i know she likes the roushes tho... and i think she loved the bright yellow color

 

[YesterdayAgain]

Originally posted by SVT_driv3r
i know she likes the roushes tho... and i think she loved the bright yellow color

Google search - porn - enjoy.

 

[TrophyCar]

Actually I like Zinc yellow not screaming yellow. (You did say it was Zinc, but then you said bright. Just clarifying) Ummm, not sure I wanna get involved in any pecker hunting right now, LOL. If I have to "hunt" for it, does that mean it's too small to find??

You score bonus points for the L, but negative points for the Supra (man I hate those things). Thanks for the encouragement at the end, but wow those are some strong words for a guy I don't remember exchanging posts with before!

LOL :thumbsup:

 

[nothing]

Originally posted by nothing
:rollseyes

cuz that shit wasnt funny....hunting pecker wtf does that even mean?

 

[TrophyCar]

(That's what he heard) He didn't realize I was talking about his typing. It's not as easy to TYPE a miscommunication as it is to TELL someone about it. Sorry you didn't get the joke, but that doesn't mean it's lame.

The funny part was about him telling the entire office I called him a Pecker. :bash:

 

[nothing]

i completely understand what you are saying, it still isnt funny, sorry