Monday Joke. Where's Marry With A Good Joke?

[oldmodman]

I dug this one up fast. it's the best I could do.


I TOLD MY SON, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE."

HE SAID, "NO."


I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES DAUGHTER."

HE SAID, "YES."


I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON,"

BILL GATES SAID, "NO"


I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE C.E.O. OF WORLD BANK."

BILL GATES SAID, "OK"


I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE C.E.O.

HE SAID, "NO"


I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES SON-IN-LAW"

HE SAID, "OK"





THIS IS EXACTLY HOW POLITICS WORKS.

 

[ON D BIT]

That's great!

 

[ssssnake]

Hey, I like this. Stay out for a few days, and you guys post some good jokes. Back from the dead. Caught the cold from hell Friday. With that and deadlines, I had no time. All is well now. Thanks for filling in!