Mens Code Of Honor

[sikwitit36]

All men who fail to abide by this code shall be beaten and their pubes infested with the fleas of a thousand camels.

#1. No man shall ever, under any circumstance- *unless facing certain death*, kick another man in the balls. Ever.

#2. No man shall ever,"**** block" for a chick he doesnt know.

#3. As a man, If your friend gets caught in a lie, you must lie to back him up.

#4. No man(if homosexual) shall ever,"Hit on" another man unless hes CLEARLY homosexual, or he already knows the other man is homosexual.

#5. In referance to #3- Even if its a rediculous lie.

Feel free to add, we must stop this anarchy

 

[03cobrablack]

Never try to start a conversation with a stranger in the mens room while said stanger is urinating....

 

[speederdoc]

No man shall be forced to listen to a buddy's wife/gf's drunk rants on the phone, and definitely not give her advice about him other than:

"He's a great guy, what're you bitching about?"

"Sorry, I gotta go now, bye."

 

[sikwitit36]

Nice ones. Keep them coming. I was just mustering one up now.

No man shall ever, under any circumstance, tap a friend's girl. If the girl is an ex, said man must seek his friend and tell him that he's going to tap it....then tap it

 

[speederdoc]

Fashion advice given to another man should never exceed "your fly is open," and then only if it is life-threatening somehow.

What are you looking down there for anyway, ***?

 

[bp03svt]

He who drinks the last beer must go get more.

The man who pukes in anther man's ride must:
1. Clean the vehicle leaving no evidence of the mess.
2. Be banned from riding in said vehicle for whatever time
deemed nessasary by the owner.
3. Have no problem being constantly reminded of the
incident.
4. Make sure it never happens again.
note: more than one offense requires permanant ban from riding in
vehicle on any future drunken adventures.

 

[BlondeCobra]

Why do you guys talk about theese things?

 

[BlondeCobra]

Is no one talking here?

 

[capnkirk52]

oh sh1t.... blondcobra watch out... 3 posts, yer a noob... the leghumpers will be out in force very soon...

 

[BlondeCobra]

thanks for the warning

 

[BlondeCobra]

wheres everyone from?

 

[bp03svt]

No man shall lie on anther man's name, car/vehicle, gf/wife, friend, or personal property to gain acceptance, or to make himself look good in the eyes of others, under any and all circumstances.

No man shall make up excuses as to why he got beat on the street or track, unless the excuse contains parts breakage, or any other immediate visible or audible problem that didn't exsist before the race.

No man shall leak info on anther man's ride including: mods, his et., future mods, etc, unless said man gives permission-- etheir written or verbal.

No man shall say anything behind anther man's back, that he wouldn't say to said man's face.

 

[BlondeCobra]

Why is no one talking?

 

[capnkirk52]

south colorado...


* If a guy goes to a chick flick with you, a blow job should occur ASAP * ha ha

 

[BlondeCobra]

depends how good the movie was.....

 

[bp03svt]

etheir before, after, or during said chick flick.

 

[BlondeCobra]

Hey Where is everyone from!

 

[BlondeCobra]

It better be a good chick flick!

 

[04Mystic]

Hey Where is everyone from!

Down over there

 

[BlondeCobra]

How old is everyone here?