Men have the last laugh

[95Mike]

I am studying for my finals and I'm reading my anthropology book today. I'm happily married, but found this very amusing.

Turns out that on average, one year after a divorce the woman's standard of living drops 73% yet the man's rises 42%.:lol:

When your lawyer took my house
I bitched and moaned,
But now the dust has settled
You're the one that got OWNED!

God it's great to have testicles!

 

[ssssnake]

Yeah, I've heard that. Could be why my husband is NEVER gonna be able to get rid of me. Besides, I don't think he will - the title to the Shelby is in MY name.

 

[95Mike]

Originally posted by ssssnake
the title to the Shelby is in MY name.

"You're right honey, go get your hair done. I guess the oil change can wait.":bash:

 

[Alex_96Cobra]

Originally posted by ssssnake
Yeah, I've heard that. Could be why my husband is NEVER gonna be able to get rid of me. Besides, I don't think he will - the title to the Shelby is in MY name.

Smart lady :thumbsup:

Besides I'm sure you have all heard "its cheaper to keep her"

A

 

[SVT4ME]

Not really, the longer you keep her the more it will cost you to get rid of her. Avoid the rush dump her quick.

 

[zzzzzer]

95Mike: God it's great to have testicles!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Alex_96Cobra: Besides I'm sure you have all heard "its cheaper to keep her"

:lol: I've never been married but that certainly sounds true.

 

[Alex_96Cobra]

Good point, but I love my wife, and I'm staying put.


Though a different cracker now and then would be nice

A

 

[Jerky]

Who you callin cracker?

 

[Alex_96Cobra]

Originally posted by Jerky
Who you callin cracker?

:dw:

 

[zzzzzer]

LOL

 

[CobraCallie]

Marriage = only reason to do it is to get someone else to take the trash out ;-)

 

[95Mike]

Originally posted by CobraCallie
Marriage = only reason to do it is to get someone else to take the trash out ;-)

or do the laundry.

 

[Jens03GT]

I just got divorced bought a brand new car, have a great job and am traveling the world. My ex lost his car, his job, his house. Soundslike I have inspired another country song. I would have to say that my life has gotten better.

 

[flyn high again]

I was havin' the low down stinkin' break me up pound on my face blues.
Yeah, I was havin' the blues.
But I pulled myself up and had alook around.
Still sorta havin' the blues.

Then I got the word, you know what I heard
Somethin' that stopped my blues.
That so and so ex lost his job, his ride, and his house
Now He's the one with the blues.

Now I'm seein' the world.Drivin' my 'Stang
And I don't have no blues.
Got a great job and a lot of friends.
And I don't have no blues. :beer:


p.s. Sorry, I can't do country.

 

[Alex_96Cobra]

:lol: Got some time on our hands, dont we? LOL

 

[flyn high again]

It just comes out...

 

[ssssnake]

Originally posted by 95Mike
"You're right honey, go get your hair done. I guess the oil change can wait.":bash:

Naw, get the oil change. I found the car in the want ads, the guy sent me pics, showed them to one of the loan officers I worked with (who had a Shelby previously) and he told me to go get it and he financed it for me.

 

[syko]

im only 16 so i never had the horror of havin this :bash: done to me

 

[flyn high again]

Originally posted by syko
im only 16 so i never had the horror of havin this :bash: done to me

Give it time...

jk. hopefully it will never happen to you. Divorces and even break ups hurt. I sure hope I don't have to go through either any more. :cryying:

 

[ArkangelX3]

:nonono: