You got to love this guy... This is a true story
> about a recent wedding
> that took place at Clemson University. It was in
> the local newspaper
> and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge
> wedding with about 300
> guests.
>
> After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got
> up on stage with a
> microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted
> to thank everyone for
> coming, many from long distances, to support them at
> their wedding.
>
> He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his
> family and to thank
> his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish
> reception.
>
> As a token of his deep appreciation he said he
> wanted to give everyone a
> special gift just from him.
>
> So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
> including the wedding party
> was an envelope.
>
> He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked
> them to open their
> envelope.
>
> Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of
> his bride having sex
> with the best man.
>
> The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
> earlier and had hired a
> private detective to tail them.
>
> After just standing there, just watching the guests'
> reactions for a
> couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and
> said, "F--- you!"
>
> Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"
>
> Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,
> "I'm outta here."
>
> He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
> morning.
>
> While most people would have canceled the wedding
> immediately after
> finding out about the affair, this guy goes through
> with the charade, as
> if nothing were wrong.
>
> His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over
> $32,000 for a 300 guest
> wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
> bride's and best
> man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family
> members.
>
> This guy has balls the size of church bells.
>
> Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
> commercial out
>
> of this?
>
> Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
>
> friends:
>
> $32,000.
>
> Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion:
> $3,000
>
> Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui:
> $8,500.
>
> The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
> glossy of the bride
> humping the best man: Priceless.
>
> There are some things money can't buy, for
> everything else there's
> MASTERCARD!
>
> "Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's
> more like a jar of
> Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass
> tomorrow......"
> about a recent wedding
> that took place at Clemson University. It was in
> the local newspaper
> and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge
> wedding with about 300
> guests.
>
> After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got
> up on stage with a
> microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted
> to thank everyone for
> coming, many from long distances, to support them at
> their wedding.
>
> He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his
> family and to thank
> his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish
> reception.
>
> As a token of his deep appreciation he said he
> wanted to give everyone a
> special gift just from him.
>
> So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
> including the wedding party
> was an envelope.
>
> He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked
> them to open their
> envelope.
>
> Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of
> his bride having sex
> with the best man.
>
> The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
> earlier and had hired a
> private detective to tail them.
>
> After just standing there, just watching the guests'
> reactions for a
> couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and
> said, "F--- you!"
>
> Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"
>
> Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,
> "I'm outta here."
>
> He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
> morning.
>
> While most people would have canceled the wedding
> immediately after
> finding out about the affair, this guy goes through
> with the charade, as
> if nothing were wrong.
>
> His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over
> $32,000 for a 300 guest
> wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
> bride's and best
> man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family
> members.
>
> This guy has balls the size of church bells.
>
> Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
> commercial out
>
> of this?
>
> Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
>
> friends:
>
> $32,000.
>
> Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion:
> $3,000
>
> Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui:
> $8,500.
>
> The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
> glossy of the bride
> humping the best man: Priceless.
>
> There are some things money can't buy, for
> everything else there's
> MASTERCARD!
>
> "Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's
> more like a jar of
> Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass
> tomorrow......"
Snopes had to ruin the fun again...lol made for a kickass story though.
