Mall Santa groped(Ct)

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Why did he even say anything. She must have been butt-ass ugly... otherwise I think if it were a hot girl, I'd let it go.

And at least it wasn't a Santa groping a kid...
 

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"He was apparently shocked and embarrassed by the whole incident," Myles said.

Ha ha ha. My money says he was embarrased to stand up with those "sweat pants" like red trousers. St. Nick had some WOOD.
 

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I sawww mommy groping Saaaantaaa Clauuse, in the middle of the mall the other daaaaaaayyyy....
 

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From what it sounded like to me, I thought "Santa's" wife was the one taking the pictures. Maybe I understood it wrong, but that certainly could be a good reason for the pressing of charges if the wife was involved.

People are just wierd. If its true, the lady should have a mental evaluation for groping him. However, I think its a bit strange for a lone woman (without a child with her) to want her picture taken sitting in Santa's lap. She even paid for the photo. Strange. I'd have to likely side with Santa on this one, because why would Santa single this woman out. If it was a digital camera, hopefully they retained a copy for evidence.
 

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