MAJOR PAYNE quotes....

[97greensnake]

"I'll put my foot so far up your ass, the water in my knee will quench your thirst!"

"You eye me one more time I'll snatch it out and put it in Heathcoat's cookie bag! " :loser:

a cadet asks to go to the bathroom

"You hold it or else I'll break it off and kick it around on the ground!"

hahaha, any other good ones ? this is like the best movie ever made !


(by a waynes)

I also read that a movie for Homie the Clown has been announced as in production ? anyone heard anything on it ??

 

[cobra4v]

Lol...that's a good movie. I don't remeber any quotes but I couldn't stop laughing when he told the little boy about the story of the the little train that could.

 

[capnkirk52]

These prolly aren't super accurate but this is when the little kid pissed his pants.

an accident? "he pissed all over the front of his pants"

"i'm sorry your just a little turd who cant hold in his liquid"

 

[dogmush]

Let me tell you something ass-eyes, let me tell you ALL something: war has made me very PARANOID! and when you get to eye-balling me, makes my Agent Orange act up, makes me want to KILL!

From now on, my little group of shaved scrotum sacks, you will walk like me, talk like me, eat like me, and until you win those games, you will be BALD like me

You're still a shit sandwich. You're just not a soggy one

If he's still in there he ain't happy!

Killing is my business, and business is GOOOOOOOD!

 

[SadisticMystic]

I thought he said "You eye me one more time I'll snatch it out and put it in Heathcliff's cookie bag! "?

 

[Orions96cobra]

"Tomorrow ladies, we gonna' start the hard stuff"

"You're still a shit sandwich. You're just not a soggy one. From this moment, you are no longer turds. You have graduated to maggots!"

"Who's the dummy now?"

"Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum. What beanstalk you fall from?"

"Who's the person that got me this blood on this lip? Who's responsible? Don't all run at once. Maybe no one's responsible. I just had it comin'!"

"One, tubby, tubby! Two, tubby, tubby!"


"I guess I just had that one a comin' Well you know what ya'll got a comin'? Seven twenty-three hour days of fun and adventure. I'm gonna make you boys strong!"


God I love that movie

 

[Lightningboy99]

"You will eat like me, sleep like me, and you will even be bald like me!"

 

[03_SVT_Freak]

god i love that movie. goig to wtach it after work

 

[97CasperCobra]

"Too-oot....Too-oot"

 

[jessdogg420]

Funny ass movie. Here you go:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nVo9bao-mmI

 

[03 DSG Snake]

Major Payne: Maybe what he need is for you to pop your titty out his mouth and let the boy grow up.
Emily: Excuse me, what did you say?
Major Payne: I didn't stutter, I said pop-your-titty-out-his-mouth AND STOP BABYING HIM.
Emily: I don't call it babying, I call it nurturing.
Major Payne: And I call it neutering.
Emily: And I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, edictorial, ego maniacal, frigid lunatic ASSHOLE!
Major Payne: I ain't frigid.

 

[03 DSG Snake]

Move it, you turds! You'll get no sympathy from me! You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between "spit" and "syphilis!"... You there! Tell Marlee Matlin's son to get across that rope before I hang him with it!

 

[97greensnake]

Move it, you turds! You'll get no sympathy from me! You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between "spit" and "syphilis!"... You there! Tell Marlee Matlin's son to get across that rope before I hang him with it!

:kaboom:

 

[Venimus03]

"What we have here, is a failure, to communicate"

 

[EddieHaskell]

That movie is a stupid-funny-classic.

What about - Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

Break yo' self, fool!

 

[PhotonSabreX]

Lol...that's a good movie. I don't remeber any quotes but I couldn't stop laughing when he told the little boy about the story of the the little train that could.

:lol: :lol: Yes!!! Just what I was thinking...what a classic scene.

 

[BM1]

That movie is so awesome. I have it on DVD!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVo9bao-mmI

:lol:

 

[hardcore35th]

Im gonna show you a lil trick, take your mind right off that leg.
(snaps finger to the side)

 

[EddieHaskell]

:::red headed kid sneeze::: "What the hell was that you little freckle face cartoon" ....."did I give permission to sneeze Opie" No sir "then you hold it in you big eared terd otherwise I'll kick your ass back to Mayberry"

deaf kid = "der yer der" LOL

 

[PSI87]

He uses some pretty colorful language for a kids movie.