little joke for you to enjoy!

[roadwarrior60]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago .

Nothing Is Moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window..

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?'

'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton,Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.

They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

'About a gallon.'

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[suaveflooder]

HAHAHAHAHA! great!

 

[mysterio]

Good one. That'll make my rounds, especially to my lib friends

 

[ssssnake]

eh, just leave a gallon in my tank and take the rest. ;-) Burn, baby, burn!

 

[ZZZZAP]

hahahaha

 

[Gallows]

eh, just leave a gallon in my tank and take the rest. ;-) Burn, baby, burn!

That's the spirit:beer:

 

[Defknotzero]

LOL. Good one.

 

[canibus]

I approve this message

 

[Niks97cobra]

Saw that one coming, lol.

 

[oldmodman]

I have an electric car..........

Can I provide the spark?

 

[16kOrBust]

Hahahaha, awesome!

 

[silverstang23]

LMAO. That is awesome!!!! Do you have any more?