My wife and I found out that a little girl will be here in early September! My little boy is about 18 months old and awesome!
YEAH! :thumbsup:
YEAH! :thumbsup:
Little Girl . . . on her way!
- Thread starter Jerky
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Congrats
congrats and good luck:thumbsup: your gona need it
Wow, congrats!!!
I couldn't imagine having another right now. My daughter is two and I couldn't see having another new born at the sametime. Then again she is my off spring so I'm sure she's a little more to handle then most. She walks up to my wife and asks if she wants to fight. I don't know where she got that from :shrug: ;-) .
Congrats!! that is awesome
A.
A.
Congrats....And spoil her rotten.....
Re: Re: Little Girl . . . on her way!
Yeah, those kids are just like computers . . . Junk in- Junk out
Yeah, those kids are just like computers . . . Junk in- Junk out
z - You need to make yourself the batton to celebrate my good news!
CobraCallie
Banned
CONGRATS!!!
So she'll be a daddy's little girl huh? ;-)
So she'll be a daddy's little girl huh? ;-)
Oh yeah . . . Callie she already is. Seeing her on the monitor . . . she's perfect! Never thought I'd be this excited. You know, baby girls turn into teenage girls :gt: who attrack teenage boys :loser: :fm:
I'll have my :burn: ready :thumbsup:
CobraCallie
Banned
LOL... just welcome the teenage boys into the house while you happen to be cleaning your gun ;-)
Keep coming with the advice Callie . . . :thumbsup:
I thought all little girls were Daddy's baby! Congratulations!
I dont know if I stole this from this site or another but here ya go:
.. RULE 1 - Arriving For the Date
If you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
b.. RULE 2 - No Contact With My Daughter in My Presence
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
c.. RULE 3 - No Fashion Statements
I am aware that it is considered "fashionable" for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes to big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
d.. RULE 4 - Sex and My Daughter Don't Mix
I'm sure that you've been told that today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am a barrier, and I will kill you.
e.. RULE 5 - Communication with Me
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: "early"
f.. RULE 6 - Exclusive Dating Only
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
g.. RULE 7 - Make Yourself Useful
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and, more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her make-up, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you make yourself useful, like changing the oil in my car?
h.. RULE 8 - Places of Dating
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to introduce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka -- zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movie which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folk' homes are better though.
i.. RULE 9 - No Lying
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a slightly overweight, have a little silver in my hair, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
j.. RULE 10 - Ending the Date
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over my house. The voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveways you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car -- there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
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.. RULE 1 - Arriving For the Date
If you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
b.. RULE 2 - No Contact With My Daughter in My Presence
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
c.. RULE 3 - No Fashion Statements
I am aware that it is considered "fashionable" for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes to big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
d.. RULE 4 - Sex and My Daughter Don't Mix
I'm sure that you've been told that today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am a barrier, and I will kill you.
e.. RULE 5 - Communication with Me
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: "early"
f.. RULE 6 - Exclusive Dating Only
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
g.. RULE 7 - Make Yourself Useful
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and, more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her make-up, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you make yourself useful, like changing the oil in my car?
h.. RULE 8 - Places of Dating
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to introduce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka -- zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movie which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folk' homes are better though.
i.. RULE 9 - No Lying
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a slightly overweight, have a little silver in my hair, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
j.. RULE 10 - Ending the Date
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over my house. The voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveways you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car -- there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
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congrats man
nice alex ill have to remember that when i have kids
How about dragging them behind the while attached to a string or fishing line?;-)
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