drivin home from work, when suddenly i see these bright blue headlights in my rear view mirror. he starts tail gating me so i brake check him. he swerves, and tries to pass. I speed up accordingly, blocking him back in. he swerves behind, then tail gates VERY close. at this time i am gettin pissed, so i throw my mcdonalds cup out the window. 
i think i hit him, cuz he slowed down. then i get on my exit ramp, and guess who is on my ass?
i speed up to 65 (note that the exit ramp yellow speed limit is 35) get into my own lane, and set the cruise control. he comes sliding out of the ramp, almost wrecking, and his tires squealing. tries to pull up next to me. i speed up. i hear this bahhhh noise (not sure how else to describe it) and he is dead even with me. starts cussin me out, tries to throw change at my car... i give him the finger and drop it into 3rd, blowing his ass away. he follows behind me still! we get off the highway, and onto a cross street. there is a light each and every mile. (gotta love oklahoma city grid lines) first light, he starts yelling and screaming calling me a dickhead and what not. once again i flip him off and just leave him crawling at the light.
next light....he rolls up his windows, and i hear his AC turn off. uh oh he is gettin serious. i call my friend with my cell and kick his ass once again out of the light (not too easy driving a standard with a cell phone in hand, but it REALLY pissed him off)
3rd and final light....
we are lined up, and i see those familar blue lights again. its another honda! cept he has biiig ol wheels and a front fascia that just eats up the air and with a wing that could provide lift to a 737... i rev at both of em, and i hear a bahhhhhhh <bah bah> as the backpressure in their systems goes to non existent. light hits green.. i make one of the best starts in my car i had ever done, hit 3rd gear, and give them the SVT badge of ass kicking: three brake taps. i see both of them FLYby in a top speed contest. Low and behold, deja vu.. Oklahoma City's finest, in their finest hour, also blow past me (two cars) lights and sirens wailing, pull over the offenders.
why they blew past me: easy answer. i only broke one law (unofficial speed contest) but they had two (blue lights, illegal speed contest)
God I love my car.
i think i hit him, cuz he slowed down. then i get on my exit ramp, and guess who is on my ass? i speed up to 65 (note that the exit ramp yellow speed limit is 35) get into my own lane, and set the cruise control. he comes sliding out of the ramp, almost wrecking, and his tires squealing. tries to pull up next to me. i speed up. i hear this bahhhh noise (not sure how else to describe it) and he is dead even with me. starts cussin me out, tries to throw change at my car... i give him the finger and drop it into 3rd, blowing his ass away. he follows behind me still! we get off the highway, and onto a cross street. there is a light each and every mile. (gotta love oklahoma city grid lines) first light, he starts yelling and screaming calling me a dickhead and what not. once again i flip him off and just leave him crawling at the light.
next light....he rolls up his windows, and i hear his AC turn off. uh oh he is gettin serious. i call my friend with my cell and kick his ass once again out of the light (not too easy driving a standard with a cell phone in hand, but it REALLY pissed him off)
3rd and final light....
we are lined up, and i see those familar blue lights again. its another honda! cept he has biiig ol wheels and a front fascia that just eats up the air and with a wing that could provide lift to a 737... i rev at both of em, and i hear a bahhhhhhh <bah bah> as the backpressure in their systems goes to non existent. light hits green.. i make one of the best starts in my car i had ever done, hit 3rd gear, and give them the SVT badge of ass kicking: three brake taps. i see both of them FLYby in a top speed contest. Low and behold, deja vu.. Oklahoma City's finest, in their finest hour, also blow past me (two cars) lights and sirens wailing, pull over the offenders.
why they blew past me: easy answer. i only broke one law (unofficial speed contest) but they had two (blue lights, illegal speed contest)
God I love my car.
