Kids

[knight 64]

I love them dearly, my 21 year old is having friends over tonight. They are cooking and partiying and having a blast. Daughter has a 4.0 in school. I am starving my ass off, I have a lobster tail and some good sea food that I'm jonesing for. I would like to make some Lobster Bisque. My good dad instict will keep me away and be good. God bless you brothers who take a back seat and let your kids have fun. P.S no pictures, but the girls are very pretty.

 

[Steve@TF]

interesting thread....

i had to reread your post a couple of times lol.

21 eh....?

didnt they make a porno that starts out like this??

"oh, im sorry mr jones, i didnt know anyone was in here"
"its ok susie..."

brown chicken brown cow!...:dancenana:

 

[Riddla]

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Are their daughters angels with a perfect 4.0

True story

 

[Sick03Vert]

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Are their daughters angels with a perfect 4.0

True story

Legit...


Hell, my unborn son already has a Harvard degree, is a billionaire, and has his own business while my unborn daughter is a supermodel and has been voted sexiest woman on Earth.

Of course, both have won the Nobel Peace Prize multiple times as well and are both geniuses.

Gotta love being a member here.

 

[capnkirk52]

Legit...


Hell, my unborn son already has a Harvard degree, is a billionaire, and has his own business while my unborn daughter is a supermodel and has been voted sexiest woman on Earth.

Of course, both have won the Nobel Peace Prize multiple times as well and are both geniuses.

Gotta love being a member here.

Nobel prize for eradicating all species of Brown Recluse on the planet... Right?

 

[pho_phizzat]

interesting thread....

i had to reread your post a couple of times lol.

21 eh....?

didnt they make a porno that starts out like this??

"oh, im sorry mr jones, i didnt know anyone was in here"
"its ok susie..."

brown chicken brown cow!...:dancenana:

lol::lol:

I think I saw that one once.

Edit: Well at least 15 seconds of it.

 

[CompOrange04GT]

im shooting blanks so no kids for me..


oh well more toys

 

[knight 64]

Sorry bothers

Sorry guys for my dip shitness, it is true the GPA, and it is true about the Lobster tail, got her for Chrismas. Im not tryingt to be a one upper. Im just a regular joe with a regular job, I like football, porno and books about war, I have average house with a nice hard wood floor. Been enjoying some adult refressmants. Happy new years Brothers.

 

[Katy TX5.0]

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Are their daughters angels with a perfect 4.0

True story

And virgins.:burnout:

 

[HEMIHUNTER]

Sorry guys for my dip shitness, it is true the GPA, and it is true about the Lobster tail, got her for Chrismas. Im not tryingt to be a one upper. Im just a regular joe with a regular job, I like football, porno and books about war, I have average house with a nice hard wood floor. Been enjoying some adult refressmants. Happy new years Brothers.

Given the time of year and the fact you're downing a few you a get a pass.

It's a good feeling when your kids grow up and have their shit together.:beer:



OP is a ****** [ this is SVTP after alloke:]

 

[knight 64]

correct

Given the time of year and the fact you're downing a few you a get a pass.

It's a good feeling when your kids grow up and have their shit together.:beer:



OP is a ****** [ this is SVTP after alloke:]

You are correct friend, I am a dip shit but must admit not a ******, not even close brother. Thanks for the outlet brothers. I love Fords and SVT! Happy New Years.

 

[Steve@TF]

Sorry guys for my dip shitness, it is true the GPA, and it is true about the Lobster tail, got her for Chrismas. Im not tryingt to be a one upper. Im just a regular joe with a regular job, I like football, porno and books about war, I have average house with a nice hard wood floor. Been enjoying some adult refressmants. Happy new years Brothers.

you keep throwing me off here...:shrug:

lobster tail, seafood, hardwood floor.... are we talking about the actual literal things or are these code words like i think...:shrug:

 

[NateTermi]

No ****ing pictures. Wtf

 

[terrible one]

No kids for me (never wanted any) but I'd gladly take some adult beverages and lobster right about now.

 

[R.D.P.]

Sorry guys for my dip shitness, it is true the GPA, and it is true about the Lobster tail, got her for Chrismas. Im not tryingt to be a one upper. Im just a regular joe with a regular job, I like football, porno and books about war, I have average house with a nice hard wood floor. Been enjoying some adult refressmants. Happy new years Brothers.

You sounds like a good dude in my book :beer: My daughter is only 8 and I'm already well adjusted to what I want now being secondary, but I'm cool with it. Guys that are parents will completely understand, those that aren't won't - just a fact of life.

 

[65fastback2+2]

you keep throwing me off here...:shrug:

lobster tail, seafood, hardwood floor.... are we talking about the actual literal things or are these code words like i think...:shrug:

I love lamp, I love desk, I love carpet...I love lamp...I love lamp

 

[65fastback2+2]

OP is a ****** [ this is SVTP after alloke:]

but not SD :lol:

 

[hoamskilet]

I love lamp, I love desk, I love carpet...I love lamp...I love lamp

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[HEMIHUNTER]

You are correct friend, I am a dip shit but must admit not a ******, not even close brother. Thanks for the outlet brothers. I love Fords and SVT! Happy New Years.

Around here "OP is ******" can be a left handed compliment:beer:

Kinda like,nice job dipshit

 

[...Mark...]

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Are their daughters angels with a perfect 4.0

True story

I'm Jamaican and my wife is Chinese. We are both 1st gen Americans. We have two girls. My oldest is in first grade and is already in the gifted program and is taking Chinese classes and advanced swimming lessons on the weekend. I can't count how many times people have said our kids are gorgeous and exotic looking.

I'm not looking forward to the dating years already..:nonono:

Why do you think my sig pic has a solo cup on the hood of my car.. I stay drinking...