Lemme first say this... I know jury duty is a... well... duty. However, sometimes you don't have the time or can't go. Sometimes you just can't get out of it and you get sucked into the court room. Once you're in there and the legal counsel is questioning you to find out if you're a suitable juror, what are some things you can spout off that would make them want to avoid you like the plague?
I always figured if you displayed some sort of extremism related to whatever question they were asking, you were less likely to be kept around. Example:
"Do you believe in the death penalty?"
"I believe our death penalties are too boring. We should combine it with the lotto. Shove a bunch of numbered ping-pong balls up their asses, flip the switch, and presto... The first 6 numbers that pop out are your winners! Good 'ol Family television!"
Any suggestions?
I always figured if you displayed some sort of extremism related to whatever question they were asking, you were less likely to be kept around. Example:
"Do you believe in the death penalty?"
"I believe our death penalties are too boring. We should combine it with the lotto. Shove a bunch of numbered ping-pong balls up their asses, flip the switch, and presto... The first 6 numbers that pop out are your winners! Good 'ol Family television!"
Any suggestions?