Jokes?

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These are what my female friends call "male pig" jokes.
1. Why don't women wear watches?
Because there is a clock on the stove.
2. Whats worse than a male shovonist (spelling?) pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
3. What do you call a woman with two black eyes?
Nothin'. You gone told her twice already!
If you guys got some, post em' up!

 

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4. How many "male pigs" does it take to change a light bulb?
None, he will tell the woman to do it after making dinner.

In the beginning God created man, all the animals, and the garden.
And God came to man and asked him
What do you think of all these things I have made?
Man replied "There great but, I'm a little lonely."
To which God said, No, problem I can solve that.
I will make you the most wonderful creature just for you.
She will be beautiful, loving, kind and considerate of your needs.
However, it will cost you.
The man asked "How much?"
God replied an arm and a leg.
The man thought long and hard before answering
And with a whimper said "how much can I get for a rib"

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