A Missouri Sheriff stops at a ranch in rural MO
> and talks with an old farmer.
>
> He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect
> your ranch for illegal grown drugs.'
>
> The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field
over?there.'
> ?
> The Sheriff verbally explodes saying,
> 'Mister, I have the authority of the
> Sheriffs Department with me.' Reaching
> into his rear pant pocket and
> removing his badge. The officer proudly
> displays it to the farmer.
> 'See this badge? This badge means
> I am allowed to go wherever
> I wish..on any land. No questions asked
> or answers given.
> Have I made myself clear?
> Do you understand?'
>
> The old farmer nods politely and
> goes about his chores.
>
> Later, the old farmer hears loud screams
> and spies the Sheriff running for
> his life and close behind is the farmer's bull.
> With every step the bull is gaining ground
> on the officer. The Sheriff is clearly terrified.
>
> The old farmer immediately throws down
> his tools, runs to the fence and yells
> at the top of his lungs.....
>
> 'Your badge!
> Show him your badge Smartass!
Although I predicted the outcome, it made me chuckle...:dancenana:
> and talks with an old farmer.
>
> He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect
> your ranch for illegal grown drugs.'
>
> The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field
over?there.'
> ?
> The Sheriff verbally explodes saying,
> 'Mister, I have the authority of the
> Sheriffs Department with me.' Reaching
> into his rear pant pocket and
> removing his badge. The officer proudly
> displays it to the farmer.
> 'See this badge? This badge means
> I am allowed to go wherever
> I wish..on any land. No questions asked
> or answers given.
> Have I made myself clear?
> Do you understand?'
>
> The old farmer nods politely and
> goes about his chores.
>
> Later, the old farmer hears loud screams
> and spies the Sheriff running for
> his life and close behind is the farmer's bull.
> With every step the bull is gaining ground
> on the officer. The Sheriff is clearly terrified.
>
> The old farmer immediately throws down
> his tools, runs to the fence and yells
> at the top of his lungs.....
>
> 'Your badge!
> Show him your badge Smartass!
Although I predicted the outcome, it made me chuckle...:dancenana:
