Jehovah's Witness

[VictorySong]

Just had a JW member stop by with her small girl. I always hear stories about how obnoxious they are so was expecting the worst. Not bad at all, conversation was only 3 minutes, I thanked her, took her flier and she left. I half expected them to beat down my door based on what I've heard.

All she asked was if I was atheist or had any involvement in the church. She also asked if I believed the dead could come back to life. Quite nice actually. I felt bad for wearing my Bad Mother****er t-shirt in front of her girl though. :lol:

What are your experiences?

 

[o2k]

I've had jw stop by before.. But a few weeks ago I had two Baptist girls stopped by.. I didn't know baptists do that too. The cute one asked me if I'm 100 percent sure I'm going to heaven... I said no. Then she started telling me about Jesus and how much he loves me and gave me info about the her church.. I just told her I'm visiting and I'm leaving. She said I should stop by her church before I left... If I want to be saved.

 

[Adamn]

A couple years ago a couple jw stopped by and my lab/Rottweiler mix wouldn't let them out of their car so I went out and told them I wasn't interested

 

[Sladester2]

I answer the door naked for those types.

 

[Mr. Mach-ete]

I answer the door wearing my DaleM t-shirt, that usually chases them away.

 

[SolarYellow]

Anybody get the pamphlet asking if the dead come back to life? The Jehovah's left that in my door last weekend. Shoulda land minded the front yard.

 

[CobRoush-00]

One of the nicest people you will come across and love to have as your neighbors. Of course there's always a rotten one in the basket but other than that I only have great experience with them.

 

[Camaro_94]

I accidentally sprayed them with a hose when I was younger. I was washing my dads truck for him out in the driveway and these 2 bombshell JW's came up the driveway. I go to set the hose down and it landed on the handle and just started spraying... That's my only experience in dealing with them coming to my house.

This one old bitch decided to shove a book in the crack of my old camaros door in a parking lot. I flipped the **** out on her.

 

[Bdubbs]

Well I work night shifts, and I hate when people come to my house unexpected. It doesn't happen often. But yesterday I had some stop by, while I was trying to sleep. My beagle was going crazy, they kept ringing the door bell, then started knocking on the door. By the time I got up, they were backing down my driveway, or shall I say in my yard! I was about to show up at the door with just my boxers on and a 12 gauge shotgun.


Solaryellow: Yup that's the damn pamphlet that was in my damn door!

 

[oldmodman]

In my neighborhood it's always the same two older Asian women.

I saw them coming up the street a few years ago so I wheeled one of my rental video carts up against the steel screen security door and turned it on.

And I put on the hard core porno tape I was editing on it. I was surprised at how long they stood on the porch watching it. One of them was giggling too.

 

[James Snover]

I have got to get me one of those t-shirts!

I answer the door wearing my DaleM t-shirt, that usually chases them away.

 

[James Snover]

You took the flier? Man, you _never_ accept the flier! They'll be back.

Just had a JW member stop by with her small girl. I always hear stories about how obnoxious they are so was expecting the worst. Not bad at all, conversation was only 3 minutes, I thanked her, took her flier and she left. I half expected them to beat down my door based on what I've heard.

All she asked was if I was atheist or had any involvement in the church. She also asked if I believed the dead could come back to life. Quite nice actually. I felt bad for wearing my Bad Mother****er t-shirt in front of her girl though. :lol:

What are your experiences?

 

[Mr. Mach-ete]

Jehovah’s Witnesses are not allowed to celebrate Christmas, birthdays, Easter, Thanksgiving, or any other holidays, claiming they all have pagan roots.

 

[DaleM]

I answer the door wearing my DaleM t-shirt, that usually chases them away.

Hmmm, I don't know if to laugh or to be mad.

let me grab a few beers, I will return.

 

[JaysonMFK]

Jehovah’s Witnesses are not allowed to celebrate Christmas, birthdays, Easter, Thanksgiving, or any other holidays, claiming they all have pagan roots.

Well, they do.. lol

 

[HIonPSI]

Anybody get the pamphlet asking if the dead come back to life? The Jehovah's left that in my door last weekend. Shoulda land minded the front yard.

Weird...they literally stopped by my house today at noon with that same exact pamphlet :dw: :dw:

Not annoying at all though, they politely introduced themselves, asked how I was, explained the handout and said have a good day...all within 30sec or so.

 

[brucesvt]

I answer the door wearing my DaleM t-shirt, that usually chases them away.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Used to work with one girl a couple of yrs ago who was one. she was one of the nicest people ever

 

[firemanmike]

Anybody get the pamphlet asking if the dead come back to life? The Jehovah's left that in my door last weekend. Shoulda land minded the front yard.

Why bother...they're just gonna come back anyway!!!:idea::idea::idea:
:lol1::lol1::lol1:

 

[firemanmike]

Jehovah’s Witnesses are not allowed to celebrate Christmas, birthdays, Easter, Thanksgiving, or any other holidays, claiming they all have pagan roots.

Years back when I lived in an apartment building, the super was a JW. Prick went into the basement were everyone had a small store room, and took out my (and everryone else's) artifical Christmas trees, ornaments, etc...and threw them all away!!! He wasn't there much longer afterward, but what an asshole!!! :nonono::nonono::nonono:

 

[stangliter04]

Some of the nicest people you'll ever meet. I'm not religious but I always liked the fact that they don't have one preacher who drives a mercedes.