NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the
government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how
unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of
wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's
existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth
of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by
Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits.
However - Gordon got more than he bargained for! At the crew's first
practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4
wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint
scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of
Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
* I cant take credit for this lol, recieved it in an email :beer:
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the
government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how
unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of
wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's
existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth
of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by
Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits.
However - Gordon got more than he bargained for! At the crew's first
practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4
wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint
scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of
Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
* I cant take credit for this lol, recieved it in an email :beer:
