Op might end up at a strip club if he doesn't save face.
Strip clubs are cheaper, both financially and mentally in the long run. I'd say go with that option.
sounds like youd rather jackoff to timeslips with a bunch of other guys on your friday night versus getting laid so I think she made the right choice.
Will be surprised if she isnt banging someone while you are banging gears.
total selfless act. you are only trying to prove your manliness by laying down the mother ***** rubber at the track. this holiday is of no concern, and if it is to her, then she must deal with it in private on her own time and not bother you with it. she should thank you for the time you do spend with her, plus, this is a great time to clean the house. she should cook you a nice meal before you get home.
i should write men's advice columns.
dragstrip gets first dibs.