Had a steady day at work and was just getting finished up when my wife called to say she thought the house was on fire. I asked if she called 911 but she said that I was the first call she made. I flew home in the Cobra and found the laundry room full of smoke. The FD arrived and we found it was a burnt belt on the washer so no fire/smoke damage and the only causality was the washer.
A couple of local cops showed up and stayed for a few minutes after the FD left and asked how the car was working and how fast it would go. Apparently I passed them going the opposite direction at a "High rate of speed". They then laughed and told me to buy a red flashing light and left.
Sat down and had supper without any excitement then leaned over to pat the dog and the leg broke on my chair and I ended up on the floor. I wonder if I should buy a lotto ticket or hide in a padded room?
A couple of local cops showed up and stayed for a few minutes after the FD left and asked how the car was working and how fast it would go. Apparently I passed them going the opposite direction at a "High rate of speed". They then laughed and told me to buy a red flashing light and left.
Sat down and had supper without any excitement then leaned over to pat the dog and the leg broke on my chair and I ended up on the floor. I wonder if I should buy a lotto ticket or hide in a padded room?
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Just NEVER ask that question, "What next?" 
