I am suicidal.....

[Rochard]

Was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Afghanistan.

Told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane!!

 

[Lightmare]

Was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Afghanistan.

Told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane!!

Yeah, it was funnier when Achmed the Dead terrorist did it, but you know, whatever.

 

[ford_racer]

Lmfao!

 

[Ry_Trapp0]

that is so wrong yet so friggin hilarious! LMAO!!!

 

[BadMoFo]

lol, Rochard go play with some bunnies already. funny but wrong.

 

[Terrminatted]

:nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono:

 

[convert03cobra]

Ah, dirka dirka dirka. Gee-hod, dirka dirka!

 

[theDRIVER]

that movie cracks me up. especially the boning down scene...

 

[Rochard]

lol, Rochard go play with some bunnies already. funny but wrong.

9/11 breaks my heart - it makes me cry. However, I will always maintain my sense of humor!

 

[Rochard]

that movie cracks me up. especially the boning down scene...

This is from a movie?

I need to get out more often....

 

[Gringo185]

This is from a movie?

I need to get out more often....

Team America: World Police

America... F*CK YEAH!!!

 

[LTHL VNM]

Team America: World Police

America... F*CK YEAH!!!

"walmart FU(K YEAH, mcdonalds FU(K YEAH, FAKE TITS
FU(K YEAH......"

 

[JiggaStyles09]

dont forget to put in your buck-o-five

 

[KingJay]

:lol:

 

[theDRIVER]

This is from a movie?

I need to get out more often....

are you ****ing kidding me?? with all that pussy at home, you could make all the boning down scenes you want. want to trade? you could watch the movies i was going to watch, and i'll have me some sweet sweet, young, firm, bouncing boobies and pussy. it would be fair, i think...

 

[ShortThrow50]

it makes me cry. !

this just in............your gay

 

[ShortThrow50]

are you ****ing kidding me?? with all that pussy at home, you could make all the boning down scenes you want. want to trade? you could watch the movies i was going to watch, and i'll have me some sweet sweet, young, firm, bouncing boobies and pussy. it would be fair, i think...

He takes pics of crack ho's

 

[theDRIVER]

are you kidding? would love to have her bouncing on my lap saying "**** me santa! **** me santa! **** me santa!"...

 

[Ry_Trapp0]

LOL, now THATS a good movie!

 

[CobraMarkVIII]

Team America: World Police

America... F*CK YEAH!!!

yea all i can think of is that "Matt DAYYYYmon" line, freakin hilarious