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Road Side Pub
How I handle irritating phone calls
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<blockquote data-quote="svtfocus2cobra" data-source="post: 16033798" data-attributes="member: 21786"><p>My best one was my last one about a month ago. </p><p></p><p>Sales caller: Hello, may I speak to the owner of the business?</p><p></p><p>Me: No, but you can talk to me. *Hearing low flying helicopter outside I go to look at it*</p><p></p><p>Caller: Well sir, when can I speak to the owner?</p><p></p><p>Me: Never man, I told you you can only talk to me. I handle everything around her so what do you want? *A low flying all black MD 500E of all things is now directly overhead about 80ft above and I have no idea why. Im just standing outside looking up at it*</p><p></p><p>Caller: Well sir, I am calling about....</p><p></p><p>Me: HEY MAN, I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU. MY HELICOPTER IS ABOUT TO LAND AND I HAVE TO GO! I REALLY HAVE TO GO... I HAVE A MEETING TO GET TO.</p><p></p><p>Caller: Well sir this is really important that I speak...</p><p></p><p>Me: LIKE I SAID MAN I REALLY CANT HEAR YOU CAUSE I HAVE TO GET ON MY HELICOPTER RIGHT NOW. CAN'T YOU HEAR IT?... ITS LANDING RIGHT NOW. I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER BUDDY, I HAVE TO GO *Click*</p><p></p><p></p><p>The helicopter was just looking for the small airport that is two blocks away from our shop. He just took a slow approach and hovered over the area until he reached the airport.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="svtfocus2cobra, post: 16033798, member: 21786"] My best one was my last one about a month ago. Sales caller: Hello, may I speak to the owner of the business? Me: No, but you can talk to me. *Hearing low flying helicopter outside I go to look at it* Caller: Well sir, when can I speak to the owner? Me: Never man, I told you you can only talk to me. I handle everything around her so what do you want? *A low flying all black MD 500E of all things is now directly overhead about 80ft above and I have no idea why. Im just standing outside looking up at it* Caller: Well sir, I am calling about.... Me: HEY MAN, I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU. MY HELICOPTER IS ABOUT TO LAND AND I HAVE TO GO! I REALLY HAVE TO GO... I HAVE A MEETING TO GET TO. Caller: Well sir this is really important that I speak... Me: LIKE I SAID MAN I REALLY CANT HEAR YOU CAUSE I HAVE TO GET ON MY HELICOPTER RIGHT NOW. CAN'T YOU HEAR IT?... ITS LANDING RIGHT NOW. I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER BUDDY, I HAVE TO GO *Click* The helicopter was just looking for the small airport that is two blocks away from our shop. He just took a slow approach and hovered over the area until he reached the airport. [/QUOTE]
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