Houston Hurricane Evacuation Plans
City officials just announced the new Houston Hurricane Evacuation Plan today as Follows:
*Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio .
*Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette .
*Rednecks use 59 North to East Texas .
*Republicans fly Continental to Washington DC . (first class)
*Yankees and Democrats use 45 South to Galveston . (very important)
*Longhorns use 290 West to Austin .
*Aggies use 610 Loop .
City officials just announced the new Houston Hurricane Evacuation Plan today as Follows:
*Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio .
*Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette .
*Rednecks use 59 North to East Texas .
*Republicans fly Continental to Washington DC . (first class)
*Yankees and Democrats use 45 South to Galveston . (very important)
*Longhorns use 290 West to Austin .
*Aggies use 610 Loop .
