hehe Watch what you eat

[SohowcomeHottie]

For those of you who watch what you eat...

Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to
know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the Americans

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and
fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
apparently what kills you.

 

[UCBeau]

oh well :beer:

 

[flyn high again]

Heh, heh. Must be something else in our American way of life that is causing the heart attacks.

 

[Canoodler]

Originally posted by SohowcomeHottie
For those of you who watch what you eat...

Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to
know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the Americans

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and
fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
apparently what kills you.

I know it was a joke, but...

If all these facts are actually true, then it is most likely referring to the numerical count of people that suffer heart attacks, not the percentage of people within their respective countries that suffer these attacks. And it also doesn't mean that more Americans actually die from these heart attacks than the other mentioned countries, now does it? :-D

 

[05 Roush]

Stress causes most of the heart attacks here. We are one of the only countries stupid enough to not require time off. :bash:

 

[SVT4ME]

Am there

 

[SohowcomeHottie]

wow didn't realize a joke would make everyone make excuse for it lol. come on just laugh about it. :rollseyes

 

[05 Roush]

Originally posted by SohowcomeHottie
wow didn't realize a joke would make everyone make excuse for it lol. come on just laugh about it. :rollseyes

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Wait..... I'm....havvvinnggg.....cheessstt....pains......

Kurplunk...

 

[Canoodler]

Originally posted by PlatinumCobra
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Wait..... I'm....havvvinnggg.....cheessstt....pains......

Kurplunk...

:lol: :lol: :lol1: :lol1:

 

[SohowcomeHottie]

Originally posted by PlatinumCobra
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Wait..... I'm....havvvinnggg.....cheessstt....pains......

Kurplunk...

*watches* him passout

 

[Canoodler]

Originally posted by SohowcomeHottie
wow didn't realize a joke would make everyone make excuse for it lol. come on just laugh about it. :rollseyes

Women are so demanding :whine: ;-)

 

[SohowcomeHottie]

Originally posted by NYCStangGT


Women are so demanding :whine: ;-)

:-D :thumbsup: :-D