Have you seen this H2 incedent?

SNK BITN

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I thought y'all might enjoy this. This is a brand spankin' new GM H2 in all its "glory" that went for a little joy ride at La Sierra University in Riverside, CA (my gf works for PR there and took the pics, good job DJ!).

Heres what happened: This chick took her mom and kids out for a ride at 3AM and saw construction and dirt and so forth around the campus. She thought to herself "hey, this is an H2, i saw it in a commercial and it could do anything. Its an all terrain vehicle, right?"

She then procedes to dive around campus for a while and then broke through the cable barrier (took 2 tries) that prevents idiots from running into the schools brand new samaritan statue. she then hit a 1' dirt curb at about 40mph, and then right into the statues cement base. Needless to say, the curb and cement were victorious.

When asked why she did it, she repiled "I wanted to jump the statue, i saw it on tv"

She wasnt drunk or under any kind of influence and yes, the kids were inside when it happened. This is all very true. here are the pics:

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she was under the influence of stupidity, and she should be euthanized and her parents sterilized and all of her immediate family pasteurized.
 

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great pics, though...what a f'in idiot, and what a POS vehicle. We'd take our military hummers through some heinous sh!t, and I think the worst thing I saw broken was a front diff, and the guy still drove it home with the half-shaft banging around under the truck.
 

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I know who she must be! A crash test dummy that somebody didnt lock up that night and she escaped.....I pray to God the H1's are built a whole lot better for our folks out there kickin a@#!!!
 

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takes a special kind of idiot, Wilson...there's not many of us out there who can accomplish that sort of thing.
 

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They are coming out with an H2O series. It will have water bubbles on the paint. Have not seen one dropped yet, I think the springs were cut to low.
 

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yeah. last night when I got out of class it was POURING, and I had no umbrella because when I got there it was clear. I walked 300 feet and was soaked.
Once I'm in the house I love the downpours, especially with lightning, because it keeps my dumbass neighbors from going out in their boat with their music blasting. I just wish they were a li'l more stupid, then they'd go out and get zapped.
 

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