I'll send you some red suspenders
desperate....
I didnt see a birthday alert in my myspace for him
WTF! He never texted me.
I retract my happy bday. I hope you have a shitty one!
Number one, your ass was still in bed when he texted me.
Number two, I count for the both of us!
haha, so technically my vote outweighs yours on everything then....
I didn't either, now that you mention it.
They aren't old enough to vote.
Texts don't care what time it is.
And you do not. You may count for three, but not me!
WTF! He never texted me.
I retract my happy bday. I hope you have a shitty one!
He texted me too. I told him to f' off.
I wished him a shitty one before you. Our wishes came true. It's an amazing thing.
I never texted you!
For the simple reason that I knew you would tell me to f' off!
And yes, for those who want to know, this has been a very shitty birthday so far...
I never texted you!
For the simple reason that I knew you would tell me to f' off!
And yes, for those who want to know, this has been a very shitty birthday so far...