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<blockquote data-quote="rmgtc01" data-source="post: 2204910" data-attributes="member: 15144"><p>Good, Better, Best </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> 1) Good </p><p>> </p><p>> An Erie, PA, policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but </p><p>> wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve year old </p><p>> boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read </p><p>> "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the </p><p>> road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. </p><p>> (And we used to just sell lemonade!) </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> 2) Better </p><p>> </p><p>> A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an </p><p>> automated radar post in Pittsburgh, PA . A $40 speeding ticket was </p><p>> included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. </p><p>> The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs and a jail </p><p>> cell. </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> 3) Absolute Best </p><p>> </p><p>> A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania State </p><p>> Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she </p><p>> said "I'll bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers </p><p>> Ball". He replied, "Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls". </p><p>> There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what </p><p>> he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car </p><p>> and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car. </p><p>></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rmgtc01, post: 2204910, member: 15144"] Good, Better, Best > > > 1) Good > > An Erie, PA, policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but > wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve year old > boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read > "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the > road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. > (And we used to just sell lemonade!) > > > 2) Better > > A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an > automated radar post in Pittsburgh, PA . A $40 speeding ticket was > included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. > The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs and a jail > cell. > > > 3) Absolute Best > > A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania State > Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she > said "I'll bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers > Ball". He replied, "Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls". > There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what > he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car > and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car. > [/QUOTE]
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