Good, Better, Best
>
>
> 1) Good
>
> An Erie, PA, policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
> wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve year old
> boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read
> "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the
> road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money.
> (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
>
>
> 2) Better
>
> A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
> automated radar post in Pittsburgh, PA . A $40 speeding ticket was
> included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
> The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs and a jail
> cell.
>
>
> 3) Absolute Best
>
> A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania State
> Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
> said "I'll bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers
> Ball". He replied, "Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls".
> There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what
> he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car
> and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.
>
>
>
> 1) Good
>
> An Erie, PA, policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
> wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve year old
> boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read
> "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the
> road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money.
> (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
>
>
> 2) Better
>
> A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
> automated radar post in Pittsburgh, PA . A $40 speeding ticket was
> included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
> The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs and a jail
> cell.
>
>
> 3) Absolute Best
>
> A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania State
> Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
> said "I'll bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers
> Ball". He replied, "Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls".
> There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what
> he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car
> and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.
>
Hahaha. I should try that first one with a friend. I need money.
