I was on the highway, minding my own business, doing maybe 80 in a 75. I was in the left hand lane, no one ahead of me and I was driving a little bit faster than most traffic so I stayed there. I saw the car coming up behind doing a few mph faster than I; so I got over to the right because I’m a courteous kind of guy. BUT, instead of passing on the left like an adult, he moves over to the right and gets all up in my business; maybe 5 feet from my car. So I think “ok asshat, pass on the right if you must”, and move back to the left. He follows me. This thing was a Jetta as far as I can tell with no badges, all 4 wheels ‘hellaflush’ stanced out like a baby giraffe. Now, these stupid cars annoy me in any situation, but this is exceptionally irritating. So I slow down, he moves to the right and hits it. So I thought “Do I kill this Jackwagon or do I mess with him?” He hit it, I downshifted and hit it a little and stayed right next to him as he continued to speed up to 120 or so. He slowed down and I stayed with him. This continued for 3 iterations. It was SO very gratifying.
He backed way off and seemed to be driving normally for about 5 minutes, then went for the ubiquitous flyby. I downshifted, stopped that nonsense and then really hit it, flew up through 150 before my aversion to the penal system caused me to back off and drive 80 again. He didn’t try again.
I mean, if you don't smack these toolbags every once in a while, how will they know that they suck? :shrug:
He backed way off and seemed to be driving normally for about 5 minutes, then went for the ubiquitous flyby. I downshifted, stopped that nonsense and then really hit it, flew up through 150 before my aversion to the penal system caused me to back off and drive 80 again. He didn’t try again.
I mean, if you don't smack these toolbags every once in a while, how will they know that they suck? :shrug:
