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Funniest traffic stop you've made?
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<blockquote data-quote="Stinger2011" data-source="post: 14407628" data-attributes="member: 114715"><p>I'm not a police officer, but my dad was. He passed away a little over a year ago, so I figure I'll share some of his more light hearted stories. </p><p></p><p> He was out in his car one day about fifteen years ago watching for speeders, when he saw this car swerving and hauling ass down the road he was parked next to. The car had "just married" wrote on the back glass. He flipped his light on and took off after it, pulling it over a little ways down the road. </p><p></p><p> When he got to the car and looked in, there was a half naked woman rushing to get her clothes back on and a man with his pants down. The whole time the woman was yelling and cussing at her husband and telling him "we shoulda waited til we got to da hotel!" </p><p></p><p> He ended up laughing and telling them to drive safe and save that for later. </p><p></p><p> Another time, and this one is my favorite although it's off topic, him and his partner where at a known drug dealer's house asking him a few questions. They were out there for just a little while talking to this guy when the man's little boy rolled up on his bicycle and started staring at his gun. </p><p> </p><p> My dad noticed and asked him, "little man, you wanna be a cop one day?" </p><p></p><p> The boy gave him this mean look and said, "hell no! I wanna be a drug dealer just like my daddy! He's got a bunch of guns in his closet and all kindsa drugs under his bed!"</p><p></p><p> The boy's dad looked like he coulda killed him. My dad and his partner went in and, sure enough, it's all in there like the boy said it was.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Stinger2011, post: 14407628, member: 114715"] I'm not a police officer, but my dad was. He passed away a little over a year ago, so I figure I'll share some of his more light hearted stories. He was out in his car one day about fifteen years ago watching for speeders, when he saw this car swerving and hauling ass down the road he was parked next to. The car had "just married" wrote on the back glass. He flipped his light on and took off after it, pulling it over a little ways down the road. When he got to the car and looked in, there was a half naked woman rushing to get her clothes back on and a man with his pants down. The whole time the woman was yelling and cussing at her husband and telling him "we shoulda waited til we got to da hotel!" He ended up laughing and telling them to drive safe and save that for later. Another time, and this one is my favorite although it's off topic, him and his partner where at a known drug dealer's house asking him a few questions. They were out there for just a little while talking to this guy when the man's little boy rolled up on his bicycle and started staring at his gun. My dad noticed and asked him, "little man, you wanna be a cop one day?" The boy gave him this mean look and said, "hell no! I wanna be a drug dealer just like my daddy! He's got a bunch of guns in his closet and all kindsa drugs under his bed!" The boy's dad looked like he coulda killed him. My dad and his partner went in and, sure enough, it's all in there like the boy said it was. [/QUOTE]
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