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Funniest traffic stop you've made?
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<blockquote data-quote="Azrael" data-source="post: 14267008" data-attributes="member: 25230"><p>Going through 13 years of memory is tough, a lot of funny (as in: wtf) and not a lot of funny (as in funny: lol). The best comedy car related incident was a injury roll-over accident into a median light post. Elderly female with a ton of junk in her car fell asleep and drove up on the median and took out a light post. I have worked midnights (2100-0700) my whole career, so it was pitch black out with the light post down, and all of this ladies property in her car had been ejected in the roll-over. The human interlude: she wasn't badly injured at all, just a c-spine and an expensive ambulance taxi, for a doctor's clearance.</p><p></p><p>I was taking scene measurements, and I had another sector car with me for traffic control, as I was working alone that night; and the fire engine that had responded with the ambulance helping put the cat-litter absorbent down for the spilled fluids. The Firefighters and one of the Officers from the other sector car and I were all talking nonchalantly, the Firefighters spreading absorbent and picking up random articles that had been tossed from the car, while I was taking measurements. About the same moment the other Officer and I noticed this one Firefighter walking around with something flopping around in his hand, while he was using his boot to move other debris, and kick the cat-litter material. What we saw was the, at least, 12" long floppy black dildo he was carrying around like a limp black salami with a oily sheen on it. We watched for a minute while he continued doing what he was doing moving stuff with his foot, when I asked him if he was going to carry that around all night? His response was "Nah, just going to put it back in the car when I get up there." So the other Officer and I look at each other and shrug, figuring this Firefighter had already rationalized what he was carrying and it didn't bother him; yet we both kind of laughed regardless. It wasn't until we laughed that it registered for him to look down and actually examine in the headlights of the fire engine what he had been carrying around now for like 5 minutes. </p><p></p><p>I have never seen a floppy foot long black dildo fly like that one did, the moment he tried to rid himself of the cargo he just, at the moment, recognized. At that point the rest of his crew and the third Officer on the scene saw what he had, and we all paused, watching the lazy arch of this flying monstrosity, so we would know which way we had to move to avoid getting hit when it came down... One of the best laughs I have had while at work.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Azrael, post: 14267008, member: 25230"] Going through 13 years of memory is tough, a lot of funny (as in: wtf) and not a lot of funny (as in funny: lol). The best comedy car related incident was a injury roll-over accident into a median light post. Elderly female with a ton of junk in her car fell asleep and drove up on the median and took out a light post. I have worked midnights (2100-0700) my whole career, so it was pitch black out with the light post down, and all of this ladies property in her car had been ejected in the roll-over. The human interlude: she wasn't badly injured at all, just a c-spine and an expensive ambulance taxi, for a doctor's clearance. I was taking scene measurements, and I had another sector car with me for traffic control, as I was working alone that night; and the fire engine that had responded with the ambulance helping put the cat-litter absorbent down for the spilled fluids. The Firefighters and one of the Officers from the other sector car and I were all talking nonchalantly, the Firefighters spreading absorbent and picking up random articles that had been tossed from the car, while I was taking measurements. About the same moment the other Officer and I noticed this one Firefighter walking around with something flopping around in his hand, while he was using his boot to move other debris, and kick the cat-litter material. What we saw was the, at least, 12" long floppy black dildo he was carrying around like a limp black salami with a oily sheen on it. We watched for a minute while he continued doing what he was doing moving stuff with his foot, when I asked him if he was going to carry that around all night? His response was "Nah, just going to put it back in the car when I get up there." So the other Officer and I look at each other and shrug, figuring this Firefighter had already rationalized what he was carrying and it didn't bother him; yet we both kind of laughed regardless. It wasn't until we laughed that it registered for him to look down and actually examine in the headlights of the fire engine what he had been carrying around now for like 5 minutes. I have never seen a floppy foot long black dildo fly like that one did, the moment he tried to rid himself of the cargo he just, at the moment, recognized. At that point the rest of his crew and the third Officer on the scene saw what he had, and we all paused, watching the lazy arch of this flying monstrosity, so we would know which way we had to move to avoid getting hit when it came down... One of the best laughs I have had while at work. [/QUOTE]
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