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<blockquote data-quote="smuggler" data-source="post: 1656528" data-attributes="member: 21295"><p>Thousands of women are gathered at a Women's Rights Convention in Paris one year. </p><p></p><p>A woman from Spain gets up on the stage and says, </p><p>"Sisters, we are making great strides in the women's movement today. </p><p>Just last week, I came home from work and told my husband I will no longer do our family's laundry, no matter what. The first day I saw nothing, second day I saw nothing...On the third day, I came home downstairs and my husband had done the entire family's laundry and even ironed my suits for me!"</p><p>The crowd went wild. </p><p></p><p>Then a woman from Germany got up on the stage and proclaimed,</p><p>"Yes sisters, I too have made much progress at home. Two weeks ago I came home and told my husband I refused to cook our family's meals ever again, and that he would have to share some of the responsibility from now on. </p><p>The first day I saw nothing, second day I saw nothing...On the third day I came home and my husband had prepared a three-course meal for our family and even prepared the childeren's lunches for school the next day!"</p><p>The crowd gave her a standing ovation. </p><p></p><p>Then a woman from Texas got up on stage and announced,</p><p>"I came downstairs one mornin' and told my husband I weren't gonna cook or clean nothin ever again, and he better start helpin out around the house if he wants his dinner and his clothes clean.</p><p>The first day I saw nothin, second day I saw nothin...On the third day I could kinda see a little out of my right eye..."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="smuggler, post: 1656528, member: 21295"] Thousands of women are gathered at a Women's Rights Convention in Paris one year. A woman from Spain gets up on the stage and says, "Sisters, we are making great strides in the women's movement today. Just last week, I came home from work and told my husband I will no longer do our family's laundry, no matter what. The first day I saw nothing, second day I saw nothing...On the third day, I came home downstairs and my husband had done the entire family's laundry and even ironed my suits for me!" The crowd went wild. Then a woman from Germany got up on the stage and proclaimed, "Yes sisters, I too have made much progress at home. Two weeks ago I came home and told my husband I refused to cook our family's meals ever again, and that he would have to share some of the responsibility from now on. The first day I saw nothing, second day I saw nothing...On the third day I came home and my husband had prepared a three-course meal for our family and even prepared the childeren's lunches for school the next day!" The crowd gave her a standing ovation. Then a woman from Texas got up on stage and announced, "I came downstairs one mornin' and told my husband I weren't gonna cook or clean nothin ever again, and he better start helpin out around the house if he wants his dinner and his clothes clean. The first day I saw nothin, second day I saw nothin...On the third day I could kinda see a little out of my right eye..." [/QUOTE]
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